Real Interesting Thoughts and Bumper Sticker
>Subject: Real Interesting Thoughts and Bumper Sticker
>Real Interesting Thoughts and Bumper Sticker
>* "What are 'free' gifts? Ain't all gifts supposed to
>be free?"
>* "Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?"
>* "If orange is called orange, why ain't lime called
>green and lemon as yellow?"
>* "If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go
>with sushi?"
>* "Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
>* "LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools."
>* "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!"
>* "SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver"
>* "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain
>to be a vegetarian."
>* "If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
>* "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case
>heaven is like the IRS."
>* "I may be fat, I can lose weight. But you're ugly,
>nothing changes that fact"
>* "Where there's a will, I want to be in it!"
>* "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they
>made of meat?"
>* "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute
>of it!"
>* "Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth
>control!"
>* "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off
>NOW!"
>* "IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have
>got. "
>* "LAWYER: A cat which settles a dispute between 2
>mice."
>* "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,
>then the suffe-ring.."
>* "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get
>worse."
>* "He who laughs last thinks slowest"
>* "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
>else."
>* "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
>* "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing
>home."
>* "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall
>off."
>* "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
>* "Gun control means using two hands"
>* "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
>* "Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
>* "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in
>public schools"
>* "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
>* "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
>* "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides."