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Wednesday, January 9th, 2002
Can I tell you a well guarded secret? I, dear friends, am a genius.
"What?" you say. "How can that possibly be? I've been reading your entries and talking to you for over a year, and you never seemed even slightly intelligent before!" Ah, but see, that was all a clever ruse. I have been fooling you for the past year in an attempt to gain your favour. In reality, I am the smartest girl on the planet. And now I have proof: 74% on my philosophy essay, and 78% on my english essay. Who rocks more than me? Nobody!
So that's my news for today. I'm going to go watch West Wing now, and then maybe do my homework. Maybe.
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