Funny Onez =)

~B4 u criticize some1, U should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when u criticize them u'll be a mile away AND have their shoes!

~Sarcasm keeps you from telling people how you really feel.

~When tempted to fight Fire with Fire remember the firemen usually use water.

~Don't look at me in that tone of voice!!

~Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we??

~Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into a tree!!

~There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope it's not a train.

~I was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven, but  in hell I hit on the devil 2 much!

~Never fall in love with the guy next door. Trust me, he'll move!!

~Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges; But eventually you'll find a hairstyle you like.

~If you're happy and you know it.... GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

~Your village just called they're missing their idiot!

~You're just jealous cuz the voices only talk to me!!!

~Girls are so complex, they confuse themselves.

~You're never too old to act immature!

~Never try to teach a pig to sing, it will waste your time and annoy the pig.

~It's not enough to succeed but others must fail.

~Whoever said money can't buy happiness ain't been shoppin at the right malls!!

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~MoRe~

~Seriouse 1z~

~UR as deep as a kiddie pool.

~If u treat a girl like a dog, she's gonna piss on you.

~If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends??

~Even if the voices aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas!!