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PATRICIA THE STRIPPER
Chris deBurgh ()
Dennis is a menace
With his "Anyone for tennis?"
And he'd beseech me to come keep the score
And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"
I really can't stand it anymore...
I'm going...out to dinner
With a gorgeous singer
To a little place I found
Down by the key
Her name is Patricia
She calls herself delicia
And the reason isn't
Very hard to see
She said, God made her a sinner
Just to keep fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps
Before her feet
They hang around in groups
Like battle weary troops
One can often see them
Queue right down the street
You see, Patricia Or Delicia
Not only is a singer
She also removes all her clothing
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