Goldfish - The Snack That

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"The snack that smiles back, Goldfish" Now that's just scary. I can't stand eating stuff that is looking at me, let alone smiling. Why are they smiling anyway? I certainly wouldn't be smiling if I was about to become someone's snacking pleasure. They should be screaming in terror. Actually, that would be pretty funny. Just imagine chowin' down on little orange goldfish with terrified faces on them. I wonder if sales would go down since people felt bad for eating something that has a petrified look on its face.

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