The Hand Basket to Hell
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If society is going to Hell in a
hand basket, then I have a few questions. First, what exactly is a hand basket? I don't think I have ever seen one, or if I did, I didn't know that it was a
hand basket. Now I am assuming that a hand basket is a basket that you carry in your hand, hence the term
hand basket, so is society going to Hell all at once or do we have to go in small groups? Maybe this is a special
hand basket made for some humongously large deity, so it might be big enough for the whole society to go at once. But if this is a specially made
hand basket, then who made it? Does this deity have huge minions that sit around all day making
hand baskets for him? And what do they make them out of? Are they wicker, or that horrid plastic they use for some Easter baskets? They could be a lot more fancy and magic and be made out of
spider webs. If that is the case, I'm perfectly fine just staying right here. So anyway, back to how we are getting to Hell. For now I am going to assume that we must take turns getting to Hell. I want to know where the
hand basket to Hell station is then, and can I get there on BART? I've never actually heard anyone say "I'm taking a trip to Hell this weekend." If I had I would have asked them where they were catching the next
hand basket and how frequently it runs. How far away is Hell anyway? I hope it isn't a long flight or if it is they better show a good in-flight movie and have some decent food. Is our trip to Hell a non-stop flight? Maybe we make some stops in local points of interest like the Elysian Fields or Purgatory or even Reincarnation Station. Since we are taking turns the
hand basket has to return to society right? Right, so can you take that basket back? Probably not because the
hand basket to society doesn't have the same ring to it as the hand basket
to Hell does. Now that I have to stay in Hell once I'm there, what's there to entice me to go in the first place besides the warm weather? And if the ticket price is too high, then screw that. So for now I'm just going to sit back and wait until I'm told how to get to Hell in this
hand basket.
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