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Random Quotes
"Adam looks like hes wearing a wig."
"Oops I ripped the tags off my blanket I'm going to hell."
"I don't think we have zip codes in Canada."
"I'll burn you with my cigarette. I've used my cigarette as a weapon before and I'll do it again!"
"I live in fear of Hitler. (how can i call this home?)"
"You are lending me this when you do"
"Hey Adam. You wanna go snort some fiberglass?"
"Oh God and his trickery"
"Everything is suddenly brighter"
"He shaved his crab cakes into the shower"
"Try adding the wax to the bong water you may invent some new rocket fuel."
"It was a valid sound"
"Everything in my room was once something now its all bong water."
"Did you ever wake up with mysterious cuts on yourself?"
"I am a labyrinth of my own self imagination."
"Suddenly the flaps on this box became really important to me"
"You give good haze, I give good star"
"Blowtubes"
"It builds character" "what having lights fall on my head?" "no severe burns"
"I was ACTING absent!"
"He's Mr. T.H.C..... Mr. T has gold necklaces but he's got hemp"
"There are some starving children I have to go kill." -- 'God'
"I need foad"
"I can't stop smiling, I look like the freaking Joker."
"My head feels like a melon"
"You're up at an early hour. You must really want that worm."
"The only site to win an award made out of hemp and duct tape"
"It's like a drinkin party, only with smokes instead of drinks, like prison."
"We know God personally so bookmark us or you're going to hell"
"The hamburgler, cookie crisp and "get that zebra off that little girl."
"The laws of physics still apply here ... mostly"
"The definitive home for comedy and murderous transients"
"Look for me in the next issue of the The Ithacan.... think Campus Safety Log.... 3rd floor West Tower.... 4 students judically refered"
"Drinking is the catalyst of my unhappiness and pot is the catalyst of my happyness and together they fight crime, except not because they're both illeagal for me to do."
"You been druggin' tonight?"
"Where grown men cry over spilt booze"
"I am happy. I'm feelin' glad. I got Jesus in a bag..."
"You look like an African Miner"
"When forced to make a choice, the hedonistic rodents opted for electrical stimulation over such temptations as water, food, and even an attractive rodent of the opposite sex that was making provocative gestures"
"I'm allowed to waste food, I'm an American"
"Find the hidden link to a naked picture of Milton Berle and you win!"
"You can't change a Dacey. BWA HA HA"
"And the 2 free cokes as I am mentioning the coupon."
"Pioneering the crackwhore porn industry"
"Has nobody done any drugs?"
"Do you know who that was? That was George Carlin. And I'm Scott Bayo."
"Fix my noodles maw"
"I just took a shower.... and now I'm high!"
"Singlehandedly lowering the brow of the internet"
"You know what this is? A sex toy" "No its a sock"
"Where you headed?" "Human Sexuality" "Staying away from the bestiality, thats good"
"I thought I smelled herbals when you came in."
"The water smells warm"
"They say you only use ten percent of your brain. What about the other ten?"
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine"
"One good turn gets most of the blankets"
"Anger is only one letter away from danger"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure"
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life."
"Anythings possible... apart from skiing through a revolving door"
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect"
"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode"
"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?"
"How does a guy who weighs over 600 pounds have the balls to preach about self-discipline?" -- (Refrence To Buddah)
"Youth In Asia? These Kids Must Be Found And Stopped!" -- (Euthinasia? open a book)
"Try And Invent A New Letter? Cant Do It Can You?"
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