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Every wannabe website has to have their own advice column, right? So we here at the Council believe that you, having traveled this far into our haven of zaniness, deserve some common sense advice. That or you NEED it. Either way, we'll do our best to guide you in your quest for the perfect cup of coffee. Because we all know that that IS your goal in life.
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Training cats to dance is a task best left to the professionals.
When driving a car, it is not recommended that you take part in activities such as clipping your nails, putting on make-up with a fork, eating glass, sticking any number of small, round objects up your nose, or playing with knives. We strongly urge you not to partake in any of these activities while driving. If you persist, we will turn in our licenses.
Don't stick your head in a woodchipper. Ever. Please.
When you learn another language, remember to also learn body language and customs of the people of this language. Failing to do so can lead to embarrassment or fatal death.
When playing with knives, be careful not to stab yourself. It's not a good idea.
When traveling in public or anywhere where people might have cameras, remember to wear pants. Or shorts or a skirt. Or overalls. Or, well, ANYTHING! Speaking from experience, not wearing pants is a good way to get pantsless-pictures of yourself on the internet.
Just because it's pink doesn't mean that it tastes good.
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