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Pudding: Innocent Desert, Or Step One In The Three Step Plan To Chaos?
Wok!
What are the flying lobsters doing next to the spaghetti?
Ack! I'm confuzzlepated!
Duo's arms are SO longer than Wufei's!
Pera-Pera! Wherever did you find such tiny humans?
Piiiiiiiie.... Uuuuum... Piiiiiiiiiiie.
If I fought WW1 Again, I'd like to use Koosh balls.
Q-Tip's grandmother's trying to poison him with her toxic pool!
Positron laser!
If you're ever fighting someone in magnesium armor- just use the vinegar gun.
Jabba the Hut pisses me off.
But where's the neck?
Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine! These are the digits that equate pi!
Ow! That door! It attacked me!
Screw the horse and just get on the wagon!
But the dictionary instructions are all in Chinese!
That fork is HOT!
I- I- I burnt my tongue on a fork last night.
Quick! Jamie- Noun!
It can hoof like real worm!
No smorking.
You be the chicken, I'll be the duck.
Stinkin' Left-wing communist hippies!
Blick.
Can I borrow your flaming monk?
The rooster sure likes his coffee.
Snails don't bounce.
Drink milk!
WaffleSex! Joy!
Don't steal: It's irritating
Really desperate? Double your chances of finding a soul mate: Go Bi!
Ow! I hurt my breast!
Memenamemenamemena...
Ben wants to [censored] Prince William up the [censored]
Quite.
Saponaceous is a word that should be recognized more often.
Have you used a question mark yet today?
Y'know those books with the piano doohickeys stuck to the bottom... End statement.
Evil will triumph over Good because Good is dumb!
When I grow up, I want to be a mob boss!
Soap doesn't taste good.
Mud doesn't taste good.
Bleach doesn't taste good.
I'm so happy, I could kill something!
Ever notice how when you take the "r" out of "boring" it becomes "boing"?
You're nothing but a dingus-head! So there!
How now brown cow?
Hi. I haven't seen you in a while, let's bonk!
But I didn't MEAN to kill him!
You are very hungry! You are made of ice cream!
Yup. It's gonna be a full moon tonight...
WaffleSex!
I Want To Be An Ore: The Musical
What a load of phooey!
The best part was when your six-year-old brother called her easy!
Go suck a lemon!
I'm not so self centered that I don't know the difference between BC and British Columbia! (during a conversation about New Brunswick)
I want your underwear. Not to wear, just to look at.
Beware his post-nuclear leather, it has evasive style!
The cosmonaut found her monkey companion romantic.
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