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As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school.  They stole his lunch, beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out. He was on the bus where he normally got his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle with small brown balls in it.  After discreetly getting some milk duds from his pocket, he then put the candy in his mouth and began making "mmm... yum!" type sounds loud enough for the other kids to hear. The bus bully then snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked "What's in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?" "Well, they're smart pills," Ken replied. "Smart pills?" the bully sneered.  He opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreygn brown balls in his mouth. "Pweeuuweppblahhh!" he reacted. "What is this stuff?  It tastes like rabbit poop!!!" Ken smiled.  "See, you're getting smarter already!"     They may be edited slightly for spelling, clarity, etc. Thankyou! Here is a joke in return :   A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "Why," her firend asked. "Was he a pauper when you married him?" "Nope...he was a billionaire then." Hope you like it. Once again, thankyou for submitting your jokes. You can see them now in Archive 25.

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