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this url does not exist



i clicked on someone's link on an angelfire page and got this message:

If you had a nickel for each time you hit an incorrect URL, you'd be 5 cents richer right now. Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested. Please check the URL.

and i was like, wow. that’s pretty cool.
i tried another page.

If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path.

kept doing it, and these are all the ones i found.

On the internet, no one can hear you scream.

Missing: One Home Page.

Nothing to see here. Move along, buddy.

We sent this page to NASA for testing.

It looks like the typing class your cat is taking is not 100% successful.

CDIV (Et tu, Angelfire?)

This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes. It only takes one wrong letter to hold back this page, not a nation of millions.

Aliens must have abducted this page!

Some folks can see dead people - can you see dead pages?

Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go!

Apparently, this page is not compatible with any browsers.

The page you wanted is taking a long lunch.

If someone makes a webpage and gives the wrong URL, does it really exist?

If at first you don't succeed, type, type again.

Your lucky numbers for today: 4, 0, 4.

then they just kept randomly repeating. who the heck wrote those? i want to be that person! like all those cool things in fortune cookies, in jones soda bottle, in snapple tops, on popsicle sticks, etc. i would love that job. and to know people read those and smile. i could definately write those things. hehe. i want to be the person who decides what goes into 25 cent machines. i don’t know if you look through those machines but there are actually some pretty decent ones for 25 cents or 50 cents. little plastic green aliens, those little cups with drawings on them, rings and bracelets, sticky hands (i once threw one up on the wall in my living room and we didn’t get it down for weeks, finally did with a broom, and it had left a yellow-green stain. we had high ceilings. ), uhm..... all kinds of stuff. the other day i got a mini beach ball that i keep in the car and it keeps me entertained :o) maybe someday i’ll get a cool job like that.

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