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how to speak jibberish



i'm sure you've heard of this nonsense language before, so now I'm going to tell you how to speak it. its ridiculous, but its fun to speak because you sound like an absolute moron.

All you do is put "idig" in front of the first vowel in every syllable. For example, Kate becomes Kidigate, english becomes idigenglidigish, and poop becomes pidigoop. hehe. its just horrible with long words, like how jibberish is jidigibbidigeridigish. I hope I got that right. imagine doing supercalifragalisticexpealadocious? you'd have to be a psycho to figure that one out.

phrases that may come in handy:

widigould yidigou lidigike tidigo sidigee midigy idigubidigoat?
translates as
would you like to see my U-boat?

didigon quidigixidigotidige idigeats sidigushidigi widigith midige idigevridigy tidiguesdidigay
translates as
don quixote eats sushi with me every tuesday

and

chidiginidigese lidigantidigerns cidigan gidiguide yidigou tidigo yidigour didigonkidigey
translates as
chinese lanterns can guide you to your donkey

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