"Heffalumps and Woozles"
"They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down
they're in, they're out, they're all about!
They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here,
They're quick, and slick, and insincere!
Beware, beware, be a very wary bear!
A heffalump or woozle is very confusel
A heffalump or woozle's very sly!
(sly Sly SLY!)
They come in ones or two-zles, but if they so-choozles,
before your eyes, you'll see them multiply!
(ply Ply PLY!)
They're extaordinary, so better be wary,
because they come in every shape and size!
(size, Size, SIZE!)
If honey's what you covet, you'll find that they love it,
because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize!
They're green, they're blue, they're pink, they're white,
they're round, they're square, they're a terrible sight!
They tie themselves in horrible knots,
they come in stripes, or polka-dots!
Beware, beware, be a very wary bear!
(chorus)
Beware, Beware, Beware, Beware, BEWARE!"
These are my own little haffalumps,
Pooh was out one day heff-hunting and while he was checking his heffalump traps, Aaah! He actually caught some. So he invited them to live with us here at my Pooh Place! I'm trying to figure out what to name them, so if you have any ideas, mail me at chrissy_12@hotmail.com.
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