Lore's Thanksgiving Sillies --- Jokes

Jokes

LOL!
A lot of my friends sent me some great jokes...
Hope ya'll enjoy them!

Why do turkeys eat so little?
They're always stuffed!

Why was the United Nations worried when a waiter dropped a platter of turkey?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the break-up of China.

Why were the cranberries red?
They saw the turkey dressing!

What type of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
A tur-key!

What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth ROCK!

What was the turkey doing in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Play the drumsticks!

Why is turkey a good holiday food?
You can gobble it up!

How do you feel after going to a Thanksgiving feast?
Chili!

Why do turkeys go gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned their table manners!

Which side of a turkey are the feathers on?
On the outside!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because that's where it's family is!

TALKING TURKEY

What does a turkey say?
"Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always!

What does ...

A jewelry-lovin' turkey:
"Bauble bauble bauble"

A dyslexic turkey say? [or maybe a word-game loving turkey???]
"Boggle Boggle Boggle"

A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
"Cobble cobble cobble"

A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say?
"Gable, Gable, Gable!"

A turkey with a sore throat say?
"Gargle Gargle Gargle"

A turkey with a sore leg say?
"Hobble hobble hobble."

A football turkey say?
"Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey:
"Nibble, nibble nibble."

A one-legged Cockney turkey
"'Obble 'Obble 'Obble"

A turkey who argues a lot:
"Squabble squabble squabble."

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
"Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went...
"Wobble Wobble Wobble!"

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