Lore's Valentine's Sillies

Valentine Sillies!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
A: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

Sal: How can you tell an elephant from a valentine card?
Al: I don't know.
Sal: Then you don't get a job with the post office,

Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Q. What two words have a thousand letters in them? A. A post office

Q. Why did the boy jump up and down on his valentine? A. He heard you had to "stamp" letters.

Q. What do you call it when everybody goes to the Post Office at the same time?
A. A "stamp - eeeeed"!

Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A. "I'm really attached to you."

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