You may wonder where it all started. I myself wonder why Arwen didn't just say to Aragorn, "Look, I'll make babies with you until you're dead, then I'm sailing my pretty butt off to Valinor. Think of it as a prenuptual agreement."

Well, here's a made-up story about why the Fellowship of the Ring is now playing hockey...

Going to Disneyland after saving the all of Middle-Earth just doesn't cut it. The Fellowship of the Ring wasn't ready to for superhero retirement, but boredom wasn't a compelling enough reason to ressurect evil. But it was a good enough reason to ressurect Boromir. Although the fellowship had all began lives as individuals, a hockey team was a great opportunity (excuse) to "hang out with the boys," and not just to swap funny Arwen stories.

Legolas at some point had gone to Detroit and won the Stanley Cup with the Red Wings. See the story here. He liked it. So the Fellowship had another excuse to "bob for champagne in apples!"

And so began the Middle Earth Hockey Association. The name "Dom-Land Caribou" comes from...

Remember this bit from Fellowship of the Ring?

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Good.

This is what I thought he said.

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Essentially, this,

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which doesn't make sense, but then, I am very small.

Don't you think "The Dom-Land Caribou" is a nifty name for a hockey team?

There are eight teams in the Middle Earth Hockey Association:
The Dom-Land Caribou
The Rohan Riders
The Ithilien Rangers
The Fighting Uruk-Hai
The Moria Orcs
The Ringwraiths
The Eldar*
The Still-Voting-on-a-Name-Team* (hobbits)

(*expansion teams)

Each team plays the other teams four times a season.

Bubbles is commissioner of the MEHA
Bubbles is the general manager of the Dom-Land Caribou.
Bubbles is the team trainer.
Bubbles is the Icee dispenser.
Bubbles is female. (this has come up)

If you think the Dom-Land Caribou is a serious site, you are a moron.