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LW * 3'9" * 80 Joined the 'Bou after that whole ring business to help him refocus his psyche. Enjoys in his spare time: Yoga, video games, meditation, Jackie Chan movies Best thing about hockey: The gloves. Quote: "Hockey is so zen. When I'm in the zone, nothing bothers me. And I get to hit people." |
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C * 6'1" * 190 Joined the 'Bou after finally becoming King of Gondor, and discovering the true meaning of "bureaucratic bullshit." Enjoys in his spare time: Doesn't have any. If he did, he'd like to go fishing BY HIMSELF, without the whole bloody universe depending on his leadership. Best thing about hockey: Closest thing to a holiday. Quote: "I'm just hiding from the paperwork...don't print that." |
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RW * 4'5" * 90 Joined the 'Bou because Merry did. Enjoys in his spare time: Playing Duck Duck Goose, riding the zamboni, recycling, Jackie Chan movies Best thing about hockey: Riding the zamboni. Quote: "When do we ride the zamboni?" |
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LW * 4'3" * 97 Joined the 'Bou "just because." Enjoys in his spare time: Carrot art, doing the Hokey Pokey, recycling, Jackie Chan movies Best thing about hockey: Having a low center of gravity is an asset Quote: "This is fun!" |
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D * 6'3" * 200 Joined the 'Bou to continue his hockey career without having to commute to Detroit. Enjoys in his spare time: Leading the band Elfhead, pointing out the names of various things. Best thing about hockey: Proving that elves have punch as well as ponce. Quote: "Of course it's not the NHL. It's much more diverse--species-wise--and there are fewer silly expansion teams. The helmet is still murder on my hair." |
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RW * 3'10" * 100 Joined the 'Bou to protect Mr. Frodo Enjoys in his spare time: Quality time with the world's largest family, gardening, Jackie Chan movies Best thing about hockey: Protecting Mr. Frodo Quote: "I'll take out your knees, I will." |
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G * 6'0" * 196 Joined the 'Bou because it involved a lot less responsiblity than saving the world Enjoys in his spare time: Confectionery, staff wielding, ten-pin bowling, smoting ruins on the mountainside. Best thing about hockey: The big goalie stick. Quote: "YOU SHALL NOT CRASH MY CREASE!"(if you think that sounded horribly wrong, click on Hockey Speak) |
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D * 4'5" * 150 Joined the 'Bou to hit people. Enjoys in his spare time: Millinery, hitting people. Best thing about hockey: Hitting people. Quote: "I get to HIT people! Hrah!" |
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C * 6'0" * 201 Joined the 'Bou because being dead is boring. Enjoys in his spare time: Trying to find ways to not be dead, watching "Trading Spaces" (AKA "Changing Rooms") Best thing about hockey: Not being dead. Quote: "There's just nothing to do when you're dead." |