LW * 3'6" * 80
Highlight of last season: Kung Fu fighting.
What went wrong: We needed to score more.
Hopes to this season: Channel my aggression.
What the opposition says about Frodo: What a little psycho, I mean trooper. --Haldir
C * 6'1" * 190
Highlight of last season: Scoring on Arwen (don't print that).
What went wrong: We needed to protect our goalie better.
Hopes to this season: Score more on Arwen (don't print that either).
What the opposition says about Aragorn: *grim stare of death* --Arwen's brothers
RW * 3'8" * 90
Highlight of last season: Teaching the other hobbits about the Zamboni. Kung Fu fighting.
What went wrong: Hello Kitty hurting.
Hopes to this season: Learn to fly!
What the opposition says about Pippin: Grar! Raghgssshkrrrrr. --Lurtz
LW * 3'9" * 97
Highlight of last season: Laying the smackdown on Lurtz. Kung Fu fighting.
What went wrong: The icee machine broke.
Hopes to This season: Drive Boromir insane.
What the opposition says about Merry: He always behaves when he's with me. --Eowyn
D * 6'3" * 200
Highlight of last season: Thinning the groupies.
What went wrong: Haldir.
Hopes to this season: Beat the ever loving snot out of Haldir.
What the opposition says about Legolas: Guh! --various unnamed enamored players
RW * 3'6" * 100
Highlight of last season: Having family get-togethers after Hobbit games.
What went wrong: I don't know.
Hopes to this season: Don't know, really.
What the opposition says about Sam: What is his problem? --The Witchking
G * 6'0" * 196
Highlight of last season: Saruman's suspension.
What went wrong: !#$#@!!%$#!!
Hopes to this season: Play. !#$#!! injury.
What the opposition says about Gandalf: Who? --Galadriel
D * 4'5" * 150
Highlight of last season: Galadriel.
What went wrong: We have to stop getting suspended.
Hopes to this season: Score more.
What the opposition says about Gimli: He's really got a thing for Galadriel, doesn't he? --Eomer
C * 6'0" * 201
Highlight of last season: Merry's short stint as the Lizard King.
What went wrong:
Spending too much time on my butt defence.
Hopes to this season: Foist Ms. Sackville-Baggins back on Legolas.
What the opposition says about Boromir: Dad likes you better, so you deal with him. --Faramir