In science class we all got held back in detention after school, science was being held in my english room for some reason...  While in detention I was looking at some pictures of some TV star (James Marsters), and one of them looked exactly like Raimi (I always have my weirdest dreams with Raimi in them, now why is that?) anyway I went to find Raimi to show him this pic (why the hell?)  well I couldn't and detention was ending and I was waiting for my parents to come when the classroom turned into a bus and we were going along a road.  After we'd been going along, I found Raimi and wanted to show him this pic, but it wasn't in the pile I'd been looking through so I was wondering where it went.  We were going along for a bit when I went to look at some books at the back of the class.  One of the books had a wooden cover and chiselled out of the spine was the pic I'd been looking for.  I showed Raimi and then suddenly I was arguing with Cam, the next thing I know the bus has split up into about seven different cars. I woke up.

  JAMES MARSTERS! 
 

Now, this was a dream I had when I was five.  I was walking in the jungle with Hewey, Dewie and Louie (yes, the cartoon characters...) when we ran into the evil duck lady.  She had metre long fingernails and she put one of them in my belly button, then I woke up.
 

Another one I had when I was little.  Me and my parents where going to a place which was know for gnomes.  The guides told us we could look, but don't step on the toadstools, because the gnomes would get annoyed.  Anyway, dad went and stepped on all the toadstools.  We were going to leave, when we were held back by gnomes.  The gnomes told us that we were very bad and would lock us up forever, but they would set us free if my dad would go down to the shop, and buy them some chocolate.  My dad had just left when I woke up.
 

This dream was about me and my family going back from the fireworks.  When we left, the back way had been sealed off, and there wasn't enough room for me in the car.  So my dad got out a piece of rope and tied it to the log that was blocking the way, then to the car.  Suddenly, a dog came out of nowhere and started chasing us.  I quickly lay down on the log and dad got in the car to drive away.  Unfortunately, the dog got me by the hair just as I woke up on my back.  Under me was one pillow (the 'log') and the other one was pulling my hair (the 'dog').
 

It was my birthday (incidentally in real life it wasn't...) and my friends organized a huge party in the middle of school, inviting everyone (the whole school).  We went into town on buses and when we got there I was given lunch at a café.  I asked for chips and the lady had to ask what kind of sauce I liked, and that really upset her because she prided herself on already knowing.  That was one weird lady!  I woke up when we got back to school.

On, the bus, we went on one where its height was about two metres.  The chairs were a metre higher than the driver. I sat next to Zeki and talked to her and Don who was sitting in front.  I can't remember what we talked about.  Sorry I just forgot that before.
 

Doyle and John both went to the same private school.  They also were in this club with me (we were the only members and founders).  At school primaries were fighting against secondaries, so I went to the club to escape.  Doyle and John were there.  This other guy from another private school showed up and made this crack about me being from a public school.  He sounded like he expected John and Doyle to back him up.  They didn't.  In fact they were about to slam him, but I beat them to it (hehe) I woke up.
 

I lived in a small town, when everyone still used horses for transport (a historical dream...this is disturbing).  Someone was going around stealing horses or 'zorroing' them (across their body on one side, sloping down and across two legs to form a 'Z').  It was really cruel, and the people went on a search to find this person.  I went with them but got lost and ended up at the stables.  I saw someone I thought I didn't know, but it turned out to be Flora.  I went with her to a party where she was playing the cello for mid evening entertainment.  Suddenly a man came stumbling in, he had been 'Zorroed' across his stomach.  I woke up.

AT:  That dream was incredibly gross, be glad I didn't go into details...
 

I was on my way to science class, when I ran into one of the guys in my science class (I can't remember who).  We started to go to science.  We decided to cut across the yard because it would be quicker.  We ran into these purple, orange and green rocks and climbed over them.  I was getting worried we were going to be late.  We wen t through the primary building to take another short cut.  In the hallway, we ran into the principal.  She wanted us to do an errand, so we did.  When we'd finished the bell rang and it was time to go home.  I woke up.
 

I was in class, when there was a knock at the door.  The teacher opened it and it was Parley and he wanted to talk to me.  The teacher let me outside.  He apologized for being a #$%^& to me.  In my next class, there was another knock at the door.  This time it was Saramo who wanted to talk to me.  I went outside again and he asked me how to do this really hard maths problem.  I didn't know how and I said so.  I went back to class.  In my next class, there was (wait for it) another knock at the door.  It was Raimi who (you guessed it) wanted to talk to me.  I went outside again (yes again).  He asked me out (what is it with Raimi can't he keep out of my dreams for once?!)  I woke up.
 

I was going out with Raimi ( don't ask me why it was my subconscious).  We went out to the movies and dinner etc.  Anyway he wanted to get serious and I didn't.  I woke up.  I just put that dream in to show that Raimi is in my dreams all the time.  For those that are wondering I DO NOT LIKE RAIMI IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I mean real life as in as himself but I can't say his name anyway...oh well, never mind...
 

I opened my curtains one morning and there was a girl covered in blood and obviously dead hanging from the trees outside, but the strangest thing was I stayed really calm.  I even rehearsed screaming in my head.  I had just started to scream when I woke up.

AT:  That dream had me really freaked, when I got up that morning I thought there was going to be a dead girl behind my curtains!!  Freaky.
 

I was at home but my house was connected to the school it was freaky.  I woke up.
 

I was on a school trip to Brisbane with my science class (my science class is starting to act like Raimi!).  We were staying at this apartment complex, and my aunt and uncle were too.  The teachers  made us go swimming at night and it was freezing.  I woke up.
 

I was going to have this operation done by Sam.  Everyone was having it.  I went to the place to get it done through this portal (like in 'Sliders').  When I got there, they put me in a room.  I'd been there for about five minutes, when a giant came in with a club and hit me over the head with it.  I lost consciousness.  When I woke up I had a splitting headache.  I went back through the portal, and discovered dome side effects which they hadn't told me about (I mean apart from being clubbed by a giant).  I was really pissed off, especially since the operation didn't seem to do anything.  I gathered my friends and we prepared to sue Sam.  I woke up.
 

I was looking at this magazine and it was a 'love quiz' special.  It had a million quizzes like:  'Does your voice affect your love life?' and 'Is music as important to you as it is to your boy' (don't even start to think about asking me how my subconscious came up with that!) And there was this article "relationships not to try' with real people.  And I was looking at it and there was this pic of Ian and then there was a pic of (ugh) Derora!  And I was like AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  So I leaned over to Zeki who happened to be there at the time and showed her.  Then we read the article together and it said that they'd been together over the holidays but had broken up coz they weren't right for each other (you don't say?!).  I was about to do the voice quiz when my stupid alarm clock that deserves to be ground into 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pieces and sent to alarm clock hell woke me up.
 

For a science project, me Valerie, Tracy, Ulema, Zeki, Akil, Cam, Saramo and (dammit!) Raimi had to go up into space and do a cloud show.  In this world clouds were made by things in space creating shadows which were then changed into clouds by the atmosphere.  We were going to do a circus, and we had to take special care, so that nothing fell off into space.  We had just begun to perform, when I woke up.

I just have to add that we had a rabbit (fake) in our show, and Ulema was worried that the wind in outer space was going to rip its tail off.  I don't know why, it seemed logical at the time...
 

My parents were having breakfast in town.  I had finished breakfast, so I went to a bookshop to (gasp!) look at books.  At the bookshop, I ran into Akil and Cam.  Akil and me (Lisa get screwed I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!) got into this big fight (that's verbal fight just to be clear) and Cam told us both to shut up.  Then suddenly my who (#$%^ing) science class appeared on the bookshop's internal stairs which had just appeared too.  I woke up.
 

I was at school and almost everyone was away for the day.  I had brought my camera to school and was taking pictures of everything.  For reasons best know to my subconscious I stayed at school really late.  Everyone was coming back from the day trip.  I asked Akil (who'd just came back) if I could take a picture of his locker for reasons best known again to my subconscious.  He said 'yes' though somewhat testily (I don't blame him!).  I took the picture after finding my camera which I had somehow managed to lose.  Then my dad appeared and took me home.  I woke up.
 

I had just moved to a new town which was very small.  I went to the mall with some girls I just met.  It was very small and I said so.  They agreed then we looked at dresses.  After that we went outside and ran into some guys from their school.  One of them was very short and he did something to make him euch worthy.  I euched him, then I woke up.
 

I was on the net chatting to Cam.  He sent me this wav. file which was really big.  I told him how to cut back wavs (which is actually something that I who is completely computer illiterate knows how to do believe it or not).  Then Fred came on and started asking me who I was.  Then two of my other friends came on.  I woke up.  Maybe I've been spending too much time on the net...I better take that back, my dad might read this...
 

I dreamt that I went to boarding school.  I was in a dorm which was all guys (except for me, duh!).  Anyway, I was on the swim team, and they had this tiny change room in the dorm.  I was trying to get changed for swimming practice, for some reason it was difficult (I can't remember why).  I was still trying when I woke up.  We've already established I have weird dreams, so don't go telling me my dreams are weird, coz I am already aware of this fact, OK?  Thank you.
 

I was making a movie with Amanda, Ian and Amador.  The director was the phsychiatrst from Ally McBeal, Tracy.  We had to do this scene where we are running away from this hellhound (like on Buffy), and we had to go barefoot down this hill which was covered with this wierd grass, half of it was normal grassm and the other bit was this wierd purple and pink synthetic stuff which mirrored the real grass.  Anyway when we ran down this, it really hurt our feet coz the grass was all spikey.  When we got down the bottom, Tracy told us to do it again and we asked wether we could use the path, which was new and comfortable, rather than the grass which was old and spikey.  She argued a little, but when we refused to run down there again she sang a bit of an Aimee Mann song which said:

"So maybe you're right, nobody can take
Something older than time and hope you could make
It better, that would be a mistake
So take it just so far
Coz that's just what you are"

then she told us to wear thongs.  Then suddenly I was back at school, the movie was made and was showing on TV that night.  It was wednesday and Don asked if I wanted to go to Jeans West with him in civic.  I said yes, and we raced to the bus but he got on first, and when I got on I couldn't see him.  Then I found him in a really dark corner up the back, and then I sat down next to him and we talked about stuff which I can't remember.  When we got to civic, Tracy was there.  She walked over to me and said I had to come quick because, it turned out that the hellhounds were actually real and although they'd given them poison to kill them (becuase they ar really dangerous and would kill everyone if left alive), some mad woman was convinced that one of them was her baby and she was going to give it the antidote.  I apologized to Don and ran off with tracy.  When we got to the lab where they weree 9i just thought you might be thinking "why hasn't the poison killed them yet?" well it's like a slow acting poison that sends the hellhound into a deep sleep, but doesn't actually kill then for about ten hours9, there was the mad woman trying to find the antidote (which reversed the process, unless they were already dead).  Tracy decided to give her some sedative, but the problem was that it was in the same place as the antidote and the mad woman would grab the antidote and therefore the world would be doomed (you might be thinking "why haven't the hellhounds destroyed the world already if they were in the movie running free?" well, the hellhounds act like big dogs for the first six months of the year, then act like hellhounds, but they get poisoned and don't destroy the world, unless someone gives them the antidote, which no-one has tried to do, excepting the mad woman...)  So, Tracy told me to grab the hellhound, which the woman said was her baby, and make a run for it as she got the sedative.  When Tracy got the sedative, the woman got the antidote and I ran like the wind with a hellhound in my arms.  Running with a hellhound isn't the easiest thing to do, beleive me, I tripped.  But luckily Tracy managed to sedate the woman just as she was about to antidote the hellhound.  I woke up.

AT:  That was a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong dream!!!!!!!!!!

   TRACY! (do you know how hard it is to find a pic of her?!? )  my lovely hellhound look alike!
 

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I had a dream I was at school but it was completely different.  It was set out like a uni campus with all this stuff, like cafés and dentists and massagists and all these little paths to everywhere with perfectly groomed lawns in between.  So, anyway, Cam asked Sarah to marry him.  It was after school (it was like a boarding school, everyone lived on campus) so, she, completely shocked (coz they hadn't even been dating) said no and ran off.  I heard about it and tracked down Cam to ask him why the hell he'd asked her (coz he had been completely serious).  So I found him, and being my usual tactfull self, I asked him straight out.  He said "Umm, bye!" and ran off.  Unsatisfied with this extremly unhelpful answer I ran after him through the kindy artroom (kindy school was still going) and he ran down this hallway.  Knowing that he'd have to go across a lawn once he got to the end I turned the other way and went outside a quicker way.  It didn't help me catch him, but I managed to catch up with him.  I chased him through the sports shop and then just outside it I managed to grab him by his T-shirt, and demanded to knowwhat was going on.  He said he didn't really know why he'd asked her to marry him.  He just had woken up that morning and wanted to be with her for the rest of his life.  I was a little shocked but satisfied and we began walking back to our dorm toghether (oh, wash your thoughts out it was a BUILDING!)  On the way we ran into this mad doctor who was getting a "long-hand" massage which was deeper than a "short-hand" massage.  And Cam was like "What I wouldn't do for a massage now, I need to relax!".  So I gave him a bit of "short-hand", but he was really tense, and the doctor noticed too.  He told the massage lady to give us both a "long-hand" massage.  She sat us down in some chairs, then I woke up.
 

I was working at this computer company. The whole office place was built on a huge lake and as time went by I found out that the place was run by monsters, who had only started up the company so they could keep themselves fed on humans. I needed the money desperatly, so I kept going there. These monsters were really wierd. They had a buge, long, body, complete with tail. Up the top of their body (near the head), they had tiny, skinny arms with blunt claws on them. They were bright green all over and their claws were red with yellow designs on them. Anyway, the monsters were trying to kill me and eat me. The first encounter I had was with an inexperienced monster and I managed to out run him because he couldn't stray from the lake. The second time I was knocked into the lake and I nearly drowned because the monster was holding me under. Luckily I managed to throw my feet in her face (knowing she hated the smell of human feet) and she backed off enough so I was able to scrable up a near-by wall. To get far enough away I had to go up, right close to this rof-top restaurant. I was left standing on a piece of cement which was about five centimetres wide, I could move to the side, where it was wider but I was too scared that I'd fall. In front of me was thick carpet which I was hanging on to for dear life. Suddenly, out of nowhere, my father turned up. He said he could grab me and take me to safety, but I'd have to step onto the wider piece of cement first. So holding onto this strand of carpet (which was grey just for Peter Eshman's benefit) I moved over. Then my dad took me by the hand and just swung me up, and I thought I was going to die, but I didn't and I arrived safely on the rooftop restaurant. I woke up.
 

I had rented this video, but it was really weird, because when it started playing, I was still sitting there watching but I was also at the scene standing there. So I could feel everything, and smell veverything, but at the same time dettached from it all. Anyway, in the movie, there was this guy who was accused of murdering this other guy. It was at night and the sheriff was trying to get him to confess. He kept saying, "I didn't do it, I didn't do it." In the end the sheriff started beating him with a stick. When that didn't work they dragged him over to the guillotine and forced his head in. Then they let the metal go and it went down at a dizzying speed. When it was a hair away from the man's neck, he screamed: "alright (shut up, I don't care, I do not, actually, he didn't say that, this is me) I did it!!!!" The guillotine stopped and I woke up.
 

I was home alone, and I was watching some soapie on the TV (no, on the fridge). It was night and I had to make myself some dinner too. Anyway, as usual, I went around closing all the blinds and curtains etc. So, I was watching the TV (sorry, the fridge), and at an ad break I got up tp fetch myself some dinner. When I came back the blinds in the TV room were open. Thinking I must have forgotten to close them, I got up and closed them again. At the next ad break, I got up and retrieved my dinner from the microwave. When I came back into the TV room, the blinds were open again. This time I knew I hadn't forgotten, but I got up anyway, and closed them, then I started eating my dinner, keeping my eyes fixedly on the screen. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw something move. I turned, and the blinds opened by themselves. I saw a tiny man all in black running with his head down, underneath the windows. I turned back to the screen, then I woke up.
 

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