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(I couldn't decide whether this belonged in funny or inspirational)
"It is better to have loved and lost than to have been run over by an eighteen-wheeler and dragged for five minutes..."
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"Our enemies are innovative and
resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our
country and our people, and neither do we."
~ George W. Bush (Gotta Love him; It's the law! =D )
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"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave
Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
~ Bush, again
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"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
~Yes, Yes, Bush yet again
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"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
~ Bush again (What would we do without him?)
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"I will destroy you with my rubber chicken of chickeny doom!!!"
~ Me! (Aren't I special?)
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Me: Ms. Aiello taught us a new song today.
Gina: Ugh
Me: And then she sang it.
Gina: Her voice reminds me of a dying bird.
Me: XD
Gina: Or a disheveled turtle.
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SunsetWolfSpirit (Me): its very complicated
SunsetWolfSpirit: and i don't really want to do complicated things
Wiccangrl501 (Ari): does anyone?
SunsetWolfSpirit: kurama prolly does
SunsetWolfSpirit: HA!
Wiccangrl501: XD
SunsetWolfSpirit: I BEAT YOU COMPUTER!
Wiccangrl501: at what?
Wiccangrl501: a staring contest?
SunsetWolfSpirit: i used bad spelling!
SunsetWolfSpirit: HAHA!
Wiccangrl501: oh
SunsetWolfSpirit: You can't win!
SunsetWolfSpirit: ...
SunsetWolfSpirit: i've been using proper everything while yelling at the comp
SunsetWolfSpirit: -_-
SunsetWolfSpirit: evil...
Wiccangrl501: XD
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Some Lady: There's a blackout and my computer won't work. What do I do?
Tech Support guy: Do you still have the box for the computer?
Lady: Yes.
Tech Support Guy: Good. Put the computer in the box and take it back to where you got it because you're obviously too stupid to own a computer.
(The guy got fired. T_T I would've said the same thing to her. X3 )
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