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‡¤‡ "When you're done with this magical fun ditto of love, rewrite vocab sentences, replacing the words with their definitions.Reminder: you have a crazy-sexy-cool vocab test on "Monday"
Reminder #2: Each one of you is "special""
~written on the board by my English substitute last year
¤‡¤ "Ok, first of all..." Sub looks around while pointing ahead at the students, "Smoking is bad. And we have a quiz."
~that same sub, the next day
‡¤‡ "When you're done doing your confuzing tests, write one or two super fun paragraphs completing the following sentence...
'If I were my mother/father, the perfect mate that I would choose for my daughter/son would be...'
Ex: Ronald McDonald, Martha Stewart"
~that sub, again
¤‡¤ "Shut up! Shut up! Thank you. Ok, I have to hand this out and you -shut up!- have to do it. Follow directions. Keep it with you close to your heart. Cherish it."
~that sub once again
‡¤‡ (The sub was giving us an example of how to make an essay outline) "I. Cheesy Giraffes
a. Have long necks
b.Loooove cheese
c. orange-yellow
" The sub stopped writing on the board, "Next paragraph would start like this..." He wrote | on the board, "...what's coming next?"
Some random kids in my class answered, "Another line!"
"Oooh!" The sub then continued writing on the board,
"II. Hungry hippos
a. necks extend
b. love marbles
c. from Milton Bradley"
~That sub yet again (He was the best sub ever)
‡¤‡ "Ok, class, tomorrow Matt's going to teach us everything he knows. It shouldn't take long."
~ My Chemistry Teacher
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