All About Da Dorks...EOS Style


*Note: I, Ashley, think all the guys sound best in SMTMOBL. Just so you know and so I won't have to keep typing it in over and over. Just add SMTMOBL to my answers*


AJ



1. Nicknames
Kells:Stick Pimp
Ash: Da Kinky One
Abbs: 9 Inch McLean
Kat: Mr. I-Lost-My-Virginity-16-Times-In-The-Past-Two-Years
Shelbs: Humper


2. Theme Song
Kells: Digital Getdown, 'N Sync
Ash: Thong Song, Sisqo
Abbs: You Make Me Wanna, Usher
Kat: Mambo Number 5
Shelbs: Thong Song, Sisqo


3. Looks Best In
Kells:As Long As You Love Me
Ash: Nothing!
Abbs:Anything!
Kat: Black/SMTMOBL/His wild style
Shelbs: Nothing


4. Sounds Best In
Kells: I'll Never Break Your Heart
Ash: If You Knew What I Knew/My bedroom
Abbs:Hey Mr. DJ
Kat: I'll Never Break Your Heart
Shelbs: Larger Than Life


5. Best Feature
Kells: Eyes
Ash: Haireyesabsvoiceass. What? It's a body part!
Abbs: Eyes and Bod
Kat: His wild style
Shelbs: Eyes

6. Best Quote
Kells: "They get the widebacks, and I get the thongs!"
Ash: "Hey, I beeped...and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good."
Abbs:
Kat: "She's like me, with boobs."
Shelbs:"Tattoos are forever, life is not, so get one now before you rot!"

7.Sexiest Moment
Kells:
Ash: When he...uh...got...uh...*cough*....acquainted with...a-hem...a certain....*cough*....floor...
Abbs: Just read the F*ck It I'm Phat story 'bout AJ's Lil' rendezvous with the stripper!
Kat: 50% of the time
Shelbs: His little butt shake-wiggle he did at the concert.

8. Biggest Bitch-Slap Moment
Kells:When he did the whole fro thing. BAD.
Ash: "I like Nick's butt!" during Backstreet TV. AJ...*warming up back of hand*...
Abbs: When AJ got the fro...Man, alive was that thing ugly
Kat: Almost every moment.
Shelbs: When he smokes.


9. Drug of Choice
Kells:Heroin...addicting.
Ash: Crack. Easily.
Abbs: Everything
Kat: Crack
Shelbs: Crack

Brian/Howie/Kevin/Nick

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