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We are Egomaniacs, Flora's chic and Benny packs,
Drunken Gerard yacks and hacks,
While Old Dworkin knows the facts,
We're ego-manicacs!
Come join the Amber family it really is a joke,
Just for fun Cor runs around destroying Shadow folk,
Luke has fire-bombed Merlin, and see the ruins smoke,
Random's lost much to his cost; should teach him not to toke.
There's Eric and there's Brand who never go together well,
The sisters stick together, Flora's just a Southern belle,
Rinaldo has a double, the plot-line's gone to hell,-
But that's okay - Dad's out the way, he's blinded in his cell!
We'll bluff our way to Amber with a bro who picked his spot,
And Cabals fail to stop us - we ignore them till we're caught.
They lock us in the dungeon, where we are left to rot,
Back our eyes grow, although real slow, and Eric Rex gets shot.
We're Ego-Maniacs, humility we lack(s),
We're egomani-
Totally insany# -
Egomaniacs!
Those are the facts!
#Or, Gerard isn't brainy, Or, reigning when it's rainy, Or "We're Aybel and we're Cainey," ... etc..