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"Take away its credit cards." - Hazard
*Ahem.* "Look, you really don't want to charge at me, right? Over there? Thank you." - Benedict
"Gerard, Benedict says you have to stop this elephant." - Slaine
*Bodyslam* - Gerard
"I refer you to my father's answer." - Brion
"I don't know, but hand my the pachydermolube, I'm going in for a closer look." - Moradin
"There is no elephant. Or spoon." - Dworkin
"I plead alibi. I'm dead." - Caine
"What he said." - Caine
"With an axe." - Deirdre
"And with extreme prejudice." - Deidre again
"I go on some pointless bloody thankless quest, of course." - William
*Twitch.* "I destroy the universe and remake it without the elephant." - Brand
*Splat* - Borel
"Oh, so it's finally me and not Sand, is it? I get to do something?" - Delwin
"Ignore it. It's an Amberite problem." - Sand
"These aren't the elephants you're after." - Fiona
*Bounces off arrogance* - EGM
"Morgenstern." - Julian
"Do elephants work in Amber?" - Eagle
"I put Flora in the way." - Llewellyn
"I give it to Llewellyn." - Flora
"What, African or Indian?" *Boing* - Old man in scene 13.
"It only charged me by accident. It's nothing to do with my illegitimacy." - Eric
"Jump from Kolvir." - Bleys
"Try to take over the elephant." - Pinky & the Brain
"Stop taking drugs." - Random
"Charm it." - Chance. See the infamous Elephant Episode
"Kill it to avenge my mother." - Dalt