The sun has gone to bed for the night,
And the Mexican moon was the only sight.
Jackie and Kelly had been there for a day,
And the rest of us were ready to start our vay-kay.
As we got off the plane we didn't know what to expect,
But some hot guy...Larry? In a shiny shirt effect.
Nope! Not Larry we would soon find out,
But by the end of the week asshole we would shout.
The Riv we heard was the place to stay,
Bora Bora next door? What's that? OK!
As the sun rose bright the very next day,
We all heard Angel's Mexican voice say,
""Hola my pretties, what can I get ya?"
"A daiquiri, water, colada, Corona?"
From this point we wished our money would last.
That night was great, the 19 year old,
Back to Canada they went and my heart was sold.
Next came the Canadians Butch, Mike, and Brian squared,
What was goin on with Butch's weird hair?
That night was the foam, a lawsuit waiting to happen,
Glass in Sara and Jackie's feet -no one was laughing.
Except our friend Carps, who found her shining knight,
Was true love really within sight?
Tommy or Ernie Tomatoes made Kathleen's favorite meatballs,
The hot Mexican waiter we all wanted to call.
Peter's his name the hot Hawaiian dude,
But he's not the one we all saw nude.
Along with him came Ryan,Dan,Mike, Kirk, and Daviid,
12 days altogether many stomachs to feed.
Beads for all without showing our chests,
Can you believe those girls showed their huge white breasts?
That night Ryan and Jenn finally got together.
While Allison, Jen, Liz, and Keri danced at Bora Bora as light
as a feather.
Hot dogs on sale with bacon wrapped around,
The cheese and tomato's stands we soon found.
The next day went fast Donna and genie watching TV.
Smokin a B%$P$ and drinking their iced-t.
"Erin there's a call from Pete on the Phone,"
I love those parachutes someone give me a loan!
Wednesday night was the best night of the week,
We danced with our new friends cheek to cheek.
Bora Bora for the night what more could we ask,
Staying up all night would soon prove to be a task.
What happened that night we had to call,
Thank God for Piacente's blue Ader*&l.
So soon we would have to say goodbye to the girls,
They bull was the night and everyone had curls.
Did you all meet the football veterinarian charmer?
Or how about the Minnesotan hottie farmer?
Kelly locked in the bathroom, Kathleen's beautiful shifts,
Sara and Jackie's little blue dr(*s.
Jen who was the rich guy in your b%d?
Kathleen who is that giving you ----?
Thanks Butch for holding our bags,
I really hope Jackie and Kelly don't get jet lagged.
So off they went to spend the night in St. Louie,
We miss them all ready..oh jeez, kung fooy!
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We all knew that this would be one of our last
night's to go out,
I would hate toot hink that they would be wasted to pout.
That night began with a ball and screw.
El Sid was the place, thank God we didn't break a shoe.
Geez Meghan how many boys did you kiss?
You were really in spring break 2000 bliss.
Melissa and Meg were looking quite hot,
Hey Meg we all saw you look at Brian you caught!
I gave you 50 pesos really I swear,
Liz and I drank the strong ones with lots of care.
Although only 10 we knew what we wanted to do,
I want Bora Bora, I do! You too?
So we got to Bora Keri got busted in a lie,
While she dated Ryan for four years, she told some soccer guy.
Look a the Mexican goat in the cream coat,
Soon I would wear it while I danced with the goat.
We all knew this would be the last night for all the guys and
us chicks,
Wait! We have tomorrow's Frisbee Olympics!
So the very next day we spent packing our suit cases,
Estelle will love her set of Mexican vases.
Although we did not play Keri's awesome game.
It wasn't my fault, the boys were being lame.
We spent the rest of our last day watching the waves,
And soaking up the last Mexican rays.
Goodbye Mike, Butch, Brian, and Brian.
Our sad goodbyes would soon make us crying.
Then the Colorado boys said goodbye,
Jenn, Ryan, Liz, and Peter I thought were going to die.
Geez we thought all those boys were really nice,
But little did we know Liz would get sick from Jungle Juice rice,
Bora Bora again but it wasn't the same,
But although we left in 2 hours Kathleen, Keri, Sara, Jen, and
Liz proved to be far from tame.
Sorry if we drank a little bit to much before the flight,
We thought the C-boys in the airport were a beautiful sight.
Kathleen why can't you get on the damn plane?
We sang our medley in line the other people were in pain.
Goodbye Mazatlan! We wish we could stay,
Stay, did Jeremy say we could stay?
One more week for Jen and I to play?
But no we all left with many memories so dear,
Of wonderful friends, the beach, tequila and really bad beer.
For some of us a last spring break of our lives,
And our pictures will soon lie in our personal archives.
Ok I soon have to stop this song,
It seems to be getting a little bit too long.
But for all of you who have made this break great,
Everything came together with a twist of fate.
So thank you all for a wonderful trip,
Ok! I'm done! For heaven's sake!
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