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This is a quiz we cranked out to see if you're cool: Clockwork Blue Cool. Do you fit in with us? Or are you out of our league?

Unfortunately, we here at Clockwork Blue can't get out stinking quiz generator to work. So if you have any intention on finding out how cool you care compared to us, for now you'll have to do it the long, hard and Seventeen-magazine way. Are you ready? Get a pen and paper to mark down you answers!

We realise that sometimes the answers are not exactly what you would choose given the circumstances, but choose whichever you identify the most with. Remember, no one is watching. So BE HONEST!!!! Otherwise your cool factor is sub-zero.

2) How do you spend your afternoons, especially on weekdays?
a) Living in front of the TV set
b) Living at my best-bud's house
c) Doing homework, working or participating in educational activities
d) Playing sports
e) Causing trouble
f) Working on a sport, hobby or computer
g) Nuthin'

3) Do you read books at all?
a) Only true works of literature, swine.
b) Just give me a language!
c) Sometimes
d) Just comic books and soda cans
e) Well, if I HAVE to...
f) Never
g) Don't pick on me: I'm Illiterate!

4) What kind of television do you usually watch?
a) Cartoons
b) Just movies and specials if they interest me
c) Series and cult programs
d) Sitcoms and soap-operas
e) Talk or game shows
f) Alternative programming
g) I was born, and shall die, with the remote in my hand

5) What are your language skills like?
a) I speak English to a comparatively advanced degree, but that's all.
b) I took a little language in high school, but…. Je ne ses passsss….
c) I speak at least two languages
d) I speak three or more languages
e) I'd love to learn a language
f) I'm happy with my sheltered little mediocre lifestyle
g) You kiddin'? I ain't no good englisher.

6) What does 'Gucci' mean to you?
a) What my closet is stocked with
b) Something I can't afford
c) A European thing.
d) A shoemaker
e) A type of French….(Or was it Italian?) pastry
f) No clue
g) The name of a beanie baby

7) Have you ever read any Shakespeare?
a) I can recite all 37 plays.
b) I read it for fun on occasion
c) I've been in school plays of his
d) It's not my fault! They made me do it at school!
e) I've seen a movie or two
f) Oh my GOSH!! Like, Leonardo DiCaprio is so HOTTTTT!!!!
g) Now, which president was he again?

8) Complete this quote: "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him….."
a) ….well."
b) ….Horatio."
c) ….before he died."
d) ….as the sweetest milth von yonder grove."
e) ….Hamlet."
f) ….as man who never washed his socks."
g) Well if Yorick is so poor, why doesn't he get a job?

9) Cartoons are:
a) A childish waste of my time
b) Just for my little siblings.
c) A fun after-school entertainment
d) My life.
e) Disney's domain.
f) Inspiration for the weary mind.
g) Something I did back in GRADE school, man.

10) Do you know what this means: "Et in Arcadia ego"
a) I have one big ego
b) And I am in an arcade
c) And here I am in paradise
d) I find myself in heaven
e) Eggo waffles, arcades and ants under a glass
f) I have no stinkin' clue.
g) Supercalifragilisticexpialadoutious

11) How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie-roll pop?
a) 6,413. I counted.
b) Depends on the size of your tongue and how much you salivate per lick
c) I don't lick. I suck.
d) Three.
e) I dunno. I bite through it.
f) I hate lollypops.
g) Do I look like Mr. Owl?

12) What do you plan to do after school, or what are you doing right now (supposing it's your ideal job)
a) Marry a billionaire and travel to Japan.
b) Become a lawyer, accountant or number-cruncher
c) Travel the world and discover something new
d) Become a doctor or social aide
e) I'm gonna be a starving artist!
f) Become famous by driving to California to become a stripper
g) Grow a large pot-belly in front of the television on which I rest my beer.

13) Which one of these bands suck big time? (if more than one, just choose the suckiest)
a) Tic-Tac-Toe
b) Gershwin
c) Britney Spears
d) Marilyn Manson
e) Pink Floyd
f) Speed
g) The Beatles

14) What is 'Clamp'?
a) A device used to fasten or grip objects
b) A Chinese pop band
c) A Japanese artist group
d) A Marvel superhero
e) The creator of Sailor Moon
f) A fashion magazine from Germany
g) A group of seven ex-Playboy Bunnies

15) Which of the following Sailor Senshi are you the most like?
a) Sailor Moon or Venus
b) Sailor Jupiter, Neptune or Uranus
c) Sailor Mercury
d) Sailor Saturn
e) Sailor Mars or Starhealer
f) I don't watch anime enough to know.
g) Who the heck are the Sailor Senshi?

16) School is:
a) A form of education
b) A tool of oppression and brain-washing
c) A place to meet party partners
d) A dating game
e) Half our lives: so make the most of it in every way you can!
f) A place to get grades
g) Something I try to avoid as much as possible

17) Which of the following people would you like to meet with the intent of observing (not killing):
a) Andy Warhol
b) Shakespeare
c) Brad Pitt
d) Sadaam Hussein
e) Abraham Lincoln
f) Jesus Christ
g) Barney the Dinosaur

18) Which of the following "generation labels" do you most identify yourself with?
a) Millennium generation
b) MTV generation
c) Generation of the Future
d) Technology generation
e) Equality generation
f) Vintage generation
g) What does 'generation' mean?

19) What's your favourite animal?
a) Dolphins and fish
b) Dogs, bears and furry four-legged stuffed types
c) Cats of any type
d) Reptiles and arachnids
e) Horses, cows and donkey sorts
f) My favourite doesn't fall into those categories
g) My little sibling

20) Say the world is going to blow up and you cold only save one person. Who would it be?
a) A family member
b) Your crush or true love
c) Your child
d) Your best friend
e) Your idol
f) Someone other than the above
g) Damn it, every man for himself!!!

Did you write your answers down carefully? Did you think while writing them down? All right, then, on to the next section of the quiz: The tallying of points.