Basically I'm a sexy, often funny, terminally bitchy, completely optimistic girl. Future plans are to graduate from university, write a best selling novel, win the Pillsbury Bake Off, wash the dishes, do the laundry, and rule the world.
I'm a computer geek. I am not surgically attached to my computers like I used to be, but I still love them dearly and suffer from separation anxiety if I'm away too long. My cam page proves that I'm not always in front of the computer... I do recommend laptops to anyone who ever has to leave their house. My family doesn't quite understand my computer obsession. Even after repeated attempts to explain and teach them, they are all incredibly unable to grasp the windows concept. I have determined that I was found on a doorstep and am not really related to these people at all. My Mom is a talent agent (no, I won't send her your headshot) and my Dad is some kind of insurance guru. My 2 sisters are both "actresses"....don't ask me WHY. I think they both have deeply hidden desires to be waitresses. Actually, they are both still young, so they have time to change their minds. Or at least practice bringing me food and drinks so they can be the best waitresses ever. My friends are a wide range of cool and weird people. Luellyn is the only friend I have brave enough to teach me to ride her motorcycle, drag me around the waterway on her jet ski. Shari shares my love for the beach and every summer, after sweating our asses off in the sun, we dance them off downtown. Leslie & I used to paint the town red, but now she's a mommy...we're looking into clubs that offer childcare. Christie and I are both addicted to shopping, fish tanks, gossip, and bitching.I love spending time by myself and enjoy reading, gardening, laying on the beach, body surfing, walking the dogs, surfing the net, entertaining people in video chat. When I'm feeling social, I do things like go out to eat, see movies. OK...I think that
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