Exeter College Darts

As the Clifford story rolls on and on (previous episodes shown below), I received this e-mail from Fads about the dart-throwing affair :

Look at this from Catz website. Perhaps Paisley has a sense of humour

Their muppets page

MUPPETS

TOM "PSYCHO" CLIFFORD

Without a doubt, one of the biggest muppets Catz have ever had the misfortune to play against. Suspicions were aroused early on with his jam jar glasses, three year old t-shirt, short-person syndrome and the superb 'Peter Reid' look (circa 1989).

Anyway, we're at Exeter for the Cuppers Quarter-Final, and everything's going fine, a bit of mild mannered banter, but nothing remotely vicious. And then young Clifford, tosser extraordinaire steps up to the ockey. Throws a couple of pish darts in the warm up, so Cox and I quite rightly point it out to him. The tosser then makes a point of throwing a dart at Cox.

You absolute muppet. If you can't stand the heat (and lets be fair, it wasn't much heat), then get out of the kitchen. Its a bar sport, and idiots like you shouldn't be allowed to play if you can't handle it. Luckily for this young man, he's got a doubles game against the very man he threw the dart at in the next round of Cuppers. Expect to be bantered really quite badly you tosser.

From their report

Full credit doesn't go to Tom "Psycho" Clifford. This little twat couldn't handle the pressure in the "warm-up" (I knew we were good, but I didn't think we were that good) and so hurled a dart at Ed Cox's direction. A sour note on an otherwise great night. Muppets like that shouldn't be allowed out at night, never mind given sharp objects to play with. It quite rightly earns him a spot on the muppets page.

They hate him!!!

Fads

*NEWSFLASH*
Exeter and University player Tom Clifford (left) was locked up for “drunk and disorderly” behaviour. His night in the cells, however, hardly threatens to mend his unruly, and often unlawful, ways. In the light of this event, we asked in our poll : Which Exeter player would you least like to share a prison cell with?

Here are the results.

The incident comes at a bad time for Clifford, since he is still reeling from the filing of a charge of assault against him, with friends Woodgate and Bowyer, of which more below.

OK, Clifford, apologies, this is an e-mail Jimmy sent, which I include here for everybody’s amusement :

The trial of the Leeds footballers and their accomplices in the assault of some random student has caused me much hilarity through the simple fact that one of them is called Clifford; eg :

The prosecution has alleged it was Clifford who carried out the biting attack.

'Clifford was seen to bend down towards Sarfraz and bite him on his cheek. He still carries the marks of that bite.'

'He was shaking his head from side to side. It seemed he was taking a bite like a dog would.'

A dental expert today told the jury that it would be 'extremely remote' that anyone else other than Clifford bit Mr Najeib.

The chances of anyone having the same irregularities of teeth as Clifford were one in 200,000, Dr Craig told the court.

I never realised Clifford was this vicious, I'll watch out when I call him a chump next time! The bit about the irregularities of teeth I can confirm though.

Regards

Jimmy