Exeter College Darts

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View the results of Big Brother here.

We asked : Which Exeter player is worst at taking their banter?

In the light of the Catz debacle, it’s hardly a shock result that out of the literally thousands of votes cast, it was “Psycho” Clifford who came out on top, with a creditable second for the Damage.

We asked : Which Exeter player would you least like to share a prison cell with?

An impressive response saw Sparkes crowned by a distance, for reasons too numerous to mention. Another old warhorse, Jo, made a good (or bad) showing as well, for no doubt entirely different reasons. Clifford, whose jail spell was the inspiration for the poll, was apparently a nightmare for his fellow prisoners.

356 votes—62%
133 votes—23%
51 votes—9%
20 votes—3.5%
8 votes—1.4%
2 votes—0.4%
2 votes—0.4%
1 vote—0.2%

We asked : Who is the biggest wanker to have played for Exeter?

To be fair, you could have written these rankings down before the poll started. Congratulations to “The Damage” on being Exeter’s most notorious player, although he’s still nowhere near as unpopular as Traynor (see below).

57 votes—50.9%
20 votes—17.9%
11 votes—9.8%
10 votes—8.9%
9 votes—8%
3 votes—2.7%
1 vote—0.9%
1 vote—0.9%

We asked : Who is the biggest c**t to play darts in the university in recent memory?

The response was amazing … more people voted than have actually visited the site, if the results are to be believed. David Traynor alone received an unprecedented 94.3% of the vote (thank you Oriel). Jimmy Allen of St Catz made a late run for second, probably because some chumps from Catz have visited this site. Gasmask finished a well-merited third place.

David Traynor (Queen’s)
Jimmy “red-faced c**t” Allen (St Catz)
Sunir “Gasmask” Chaudorin (St Annes)
Rob Lynch (New)
Andy King (Keble)
Shane Mitchell (Queen’s)
Jon Rourke (New)
Matthew “Pocket” Davis (Wadham)
Nick “Boy Wonder” Field (Keble)

1827 votes—94.3%
42 votes—2.2%
28 votes—1.4%
11 votes—0.6%
10 votes—0.5%
6 votes
5 votes
2 votes
1 vote

We asked : Who should replace the departing Damage and Fox in the first team?

After a stirring performance playing for Catz in the beer-leg competition, Bubbles triumphed in the poll to replace the departing stars. A source tells me that there is "not the slightest doubt" that everyone took the poll seriously.

58 votes—35%
54 votes—32%
25 votes—15%
16 votes—10%
5 votes—3%
1 vote—1%
9 votes—5%

We asked : Which darts team contains most wankers?

There's a famous song based on the Vengaboys classic. It goes : "The Exeter team are coming, and we're a bunch of wankers. Are you glad we're here? We've come to win your beer ..." Events have proved this to be true. Well done everyone - we have been voted the team with most wankers, one of the most coveted accolades in college darts. We even beat Queen's (again)!

1547 votes - 23%
1368 votes - 20%
1330 votes - 19%
1263 votes - 18%
1238 votes - 18%
58 votes - 1%
27 votes
25 votes (what?!)

We asked : Which word best describes Ed Savory?

Unfortunately I forgot to include the option, "all of them". So one person's dedication has left us with this somewhat lop-sided result.

We asked : Which college team would you most like to beat in Cuppers?

After repeated demands from somebody or other who doesn't like them, I added Corpus and Brasenose into the poll, and they cleaned up. Turnout was 700%, higher than in any general election ever. Very impressive.

Brasenose
Corpus
St Peter's
Exeter II
Exeter I
Queen's
Teddy Hall
Queen's II
Anne's
New
Trinity

16,111 votes - 45%
10,656 votes - 29%
5,000 votes - 14%
2,062 votes - 6%
1,331 votes - 4%
615 votes - 2%
355 votes - 1%
8 votes
4 votes
2 votes
1 vote

We asked : Who would you most like to beat in singles cuppers?

If you think previous polls were a bit stupid, take a look at this. Words fail me.

Miles Waring (Trinity)
Gaz Lyons (St Peter's)
Ed Savory (Exeter)
Phil Taylor (Queen's)
Paul Stephany (Exeter)
Wink (Trinity)
Phil Jordan (Queen's)
Hugh (Teddy Hall)
Simon Pilsbury (New)
Paul Lawson (Queen's)

766,098 votes - 93%
53,046 votes - 6%
2,053 votes
1,257 votes
1,025 votes
213 votes
29 votes
19 votes
15 votes
13 votes