1.Who are the band members:
me alone...Brian Zamora...I do all the instruments. all that shit!
2.How did you got your name and what does
it means:
I get the name on the proverb Psalm 95:1 that says about music...anyone out there should
read the bible! It's the most hilarious comic ever published, bullshit!
3.What music stile do you play and compare
it to some similar bands:
KRATORNAS plays superfast blasting primitive black metal in the vein of IMPALED
NAZARENE(old), BATHORY(The Return), BEHERIT, MARDUK,the riffs are like old SLAYER
slamfest! However, our music is not similar with any of these great bands - we have fast
speed! I mean is really FAST!!!!
4.Some of your favorite groups:
...well...not an actual group but an individual persons! That's CHUCK SCHULDINER, JEFF
HANNEMAN, MORGAN HAKKANSSON, & my demi god QUORTHON!!!! Only four of them...no more,
no else!!!! These guys I consider gods, and really has a big part of how I create my
music....
5.Your opinion about underground and
commercial music scene:
Underground now was full of wimp metal(they still call their shit, metal?), that's
pathetic shit! Commercial music has nothing good but producing sweet pussies like the
SPICE GIRLS,MARIAH CAREY, BRITNEY SPEARS, etc, etc...
6.What was the biggest success of your
band:
Fuck! I'm not looking for success!!!!
7.How many concerts did you played and by
your opinion what was the best:
There's no concert ever done by a one man Death/Black Metal Band. The best ever made is
you fuck a whore all alone!!!!
8.The favorite song you made and why:
I don't want to answer that question...
9.Where you on some local radio show (or
something like that):
local radios are playing MARIAH CAREY stuff like "Heartbreaker", BRITNEY SPEARS
"Sometimes"...but no black metal! Nothing to expect...maybe some little Death
Metal, but that's very surprising if someone played that, y'know...
10.Do you think that underground music
need more attention of media and what is your opinion about big music televisions and
radio stations(such as MTV,Viva.....):
UG needs UG press of course! UG don't need MTV shit coz it has nothing to do with
that...MTV is bullshit! I don't know VIVA! However, I been masturbating in front of MTV
once before when VICTORIA of the spice girls sing in front of my dick, bullshit!!!! That
cum splatters the 30" screen, fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.Do you have support of local metal
fans:
A few...why?!
12.Plans for the future:
Watch out for the upcoming KRATORNAS debut full length CD out soon in JUNE 2000
13.Say something for the end:
I have a message for VICTORIA: Hey bitch, come here in my place coz I'll fuck all your
holes(including your mouth)!!!! CRISTINA RICCI - I'll fuck you too...but this time, I'll
fuck your anal hole, doogie style!!!!! Any crazy BITCH in the same looks as these two can
send 7 polaroids of your naked flesh(show all your holes), and received a mind blasting
demo of KRATORNAS immediately!!!!! Gays: don't bother to write - I'll kill you, fags!!!!
if you want to receive our 2nd demo, pls. send 3 USD or 4 IRC to have it a full promo
pack.
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