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Game #1: "Dialogue Dilemma"
(Idea Stolen Directly From an Old "E!" Online Promotion)
How many times have you been sitting in your local movie theater, hoping to enjoy a movie, only to wind up sitting there and thinking to yourself, "I could have written better lines in my sleep"? Or perhaps you think the lines were fine, but just would have liked to add a different, witty touch.
Well, now, revenge is yours.
Below are several images from recent (and not-so recent) movies that could use, in my opinion, a "wordage make-over." Be kind. Be cruel. Be whatever you want. (But be somewhat nice to those with Hopkins in 'em.) When you have finished making up your new lines, email them to me (see link below, and be sure to include the name of the image you have "re-dubbed.") I will post your works of art directly on the page, and put your name next to it. An example has been provided.
Anthony Hopkins in "Hannibal"
"I wish my last victim was smaller...Then when I stole his clothes, they would have fit."
Emilio Estevez in "The Breakfast Club"
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca"
"Tic-Tac, Sir?"
Danny W, U.K.
who feeds ponies on a regular basis.
Chris Kattan & Colin Quinn in "A Night At The Roxbury"
"Easy Rider"
"Hey, Man, you really think we should be driving into that supercell?"
Clair B, who loves Anthony Stewart Head
Nicholas Cage in "Face/Off"
"With a 'Quack, quack' here and a 'Quack, quack' there..."
Clair B, who is OBSESSED with Anthony Stewart Head
Ben Kingsley & Martin Sheen in "Ghandi"
"So what do you think? An 8 or a 9 iron?"
Clair B, who Anthony Stewart Head had better keep an eye out for
Marlon Brando in "The Godfather"
"Slider...You stink."
Danny W, U.K.
, who also feeds squirrels, gerbils and other small, furry animals. We don't ask, we just smile and nod around him.
Anthony Hopkins & Julianne Moore in "Hannibal"
"Hellraiser"
"Hey! Anybody got a hammer?"
Clair B, Anthony Stewart Head's #1 Stalker/Fan
"King Kong"
"Umm, honey, I really don't think this is the Britney Spears concert."
Clair B, soon to be thrown in the slammer for hiding in Anthony Stewart Head's shrubbery.
Peter O' Toole & Anthony Quinn in "Lawrence of Arabia"
C A Moss in "The Matrix"
Lawrence Fishburne in "The Matrix"
"Cowabunga!!!!"
Clair B, need I say more about her?
Peter Weller in "RoboCop"
"The Quick Gun"
"Well, HE started it!"
Clair B
Game #2: A Quiz For People Who Know EVERYTHING
Step right up and test your knowledge!
(Scroll Down for the answers)
(1) There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants
know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons.
All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense,
and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle.
The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way.
How did the pear get inside the bottle?
(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw."
They are all common. Name two of them.
(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?
(9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
(10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit.
Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six.
(11) It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked,
or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
(12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S"
ANSWERS TO QUIZ
1. Boxing.
2. Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about 2 and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
3. Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. Baseball.
5. Strawberry.
6. The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
7. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.
8. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
9. In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.
10. Batter hit by a pitch; passed ball; catcher interference; catcher drops third strike; fielder's choice; and being designated as a pinch runner.
11. Lettuce.
12. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, snowshoes, stockings.
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