Revenge

On AIM

Autumn: *to Fred* Hurt Nick...the stupidity of his has rubbed off onto me. I'm stupid tonight.

Nick: You know what? I'm tired of all this kicking and blaming me for things. I am through with the abuse! I'm leaving til you can be NICE to me! And don't try to stop me. *grabs bags and hat and leaves*

Tre: *doesn't make a move to stop Nick*

AJ: Wow. I'd expect that from Kev but not Nick

Brian: Hey that ain't nice.... Why can't you two be nice to Nick for once?

Tre: Nick only once? Hmmm ok. HEY Nick, duck...the sky is falling. There I warned him. Nice enough?

Autumn: Me nice? HA I’d have to be watching a movie and take a hit to the head and..Um..HEY that sounds like a certain fic doesn't it? *grins*

Tre: *laughing* Yea it does.

Fred: Don't EVEN mention that. Make me look too soft in that. Plus you made me buds with Carter.

Howie: Ya know, that was pretty scary, Fred and Nick best friends *shivers*

Fred: Howie at least they never pick on you. They love you too much.

Howie: Never pick on me? Have you forgotten the hairbrush out the window?

AJ: Yeah D..you never get picked on....what is it? We're dating the two brain sharing freaks and they rarely bother you! But us..oh no. We get the abuse.

Tre: Honey you always tell me you love it when I 'abuse' you.

Autumn: Well I abuse Fred just cause. AJ I abuse you because, well..I want the hat you are always wearing. There now you know

Tre: Fred...it's all in love but I just have to abuse you.

AJ: Fred if Autumn dare touches my hat...I can't be held responsible for what happens.

Fred: Well, if Tre has to be taken away in a straight jacket, don't blame me for playing Staind.

Tre: AJ haven't we done the stra...never mind. HEY! don't you dare play the torture group of the century...that's like cruel and unusual punishment or something

Fred: Well you deserve it.

AJ: Okay Durst, deal. I don't hold you responsible and vice versa.

Tre: Just like you deserve all the closet jokes... AJ do remember you HAVE to live with me. He tortures me...I torture you.

AJ: Um... well I can't help it. I don't want Autumn touching my hat!

*Autumn runs out of room and back, wearing one of AJ's hats*

Brian: Oh no

Howie: You do realize she did that on purpose.

Autumn: Me? Noooo..I'm an angel. *grins innocently*

Fred: Yeah right....and I have no anger problem.

Tre: *laughs* Well actually you don't have a anger problem, it's the 'happy feeling' you have a problem with.

AJ: GIVE ME MY HAT!!!!

Autumn: Why does everything and everyone have to kick me??? *cries*

AJ: I DIDN'T KICK YOU!

Tre: I didn't kick you. I bet Nick did it.

Brian: He ain't here. It was probably Fred, again.

Fred: I didn't kick her.

Howie: No one kicked her...this time

Autumn: Yeah huh..AIM did. ....and it hurt me..*cries harder*

Brian: Poor Autumn....

Tre: *hands her a tissue* It'll be alright girl, IM kicked me too.

Autumn: *takes tissue* Thanks Tre.

AJ: Fred man, you gonna let it do that to her?

Tre: Your welcome

Fred: Exactly what am I supposed to do AJ? Beat up a invisible server?

Autumn *laughs* Aww come on..please? I'm hurt here.... pllllease? *puppy dog look*

Tre: I bet Nick would do it for her if he was here....*makes innocent face*

Fred: What is that supposed to mean Trelyn? Now baby, you know I would but how do you beat up something that uhh isn't there?

Brian: Come on Autumn, you know he can't do that

AJ: It means Nick would do anything for Autumn, no stupid.

Autumn: *cries harder* Maybe I should find Nick...

Fred: Go find Nick and I'll hurt him. NO one takes care of my girl but me. *stomps outside to the car*

Tre: Uhhh...where is he going?

Howie: Should we be scared?

Autumn: *laughs* Guys...just go along. Please...I want to see how smart he makes Nick look

Tre: That's a difficult thing to do too..

Brian: Man you two are very cruel people

AJ: Wow....this is gona be good! Someone get some cokes and we can sit back and watch ...crap he's coming back in. Autumn, cue the fake tears!

Tre: *over trying to 'comfort' Autumn* It'll be alright girl, I promise, Fred will make it all better. *looks up as Fred walks in* What are you doing here? Your supposed to be hurting the IM server.

*kevin, who has been gone to the grocery store, enters the house*

Kevin: What's going on here?

Tre: *smiles innocently* Nothing....much

Brian: AIM kicked Autumn and ..Fred's..I dunno. Ask Fred, cuz.

AJ: Freds gonna beat up IM's server man

Autumn: *trying not to laugh and fakes some more tears* Yeah it kicked me and it hurt bad!!! *sniffle*

Tre: There there Autumn...it's gonna be ok. Fred! do something

Kevin: You can't be serious Fred....

Howie: Man he is...you should of seen his face when someone said that Nick would do it. It was frightful

Kevin *looks around* Where IS Nick? AJ you sitting on him again?

AJ: *laughing* Naw man, he got pissed and left a while ago.

Kevin: Okay...is Autumn okay? *points at her*

Tre: Does she look ok Kev? She's crying man. Geesh...men can be so stupid

Autumn: *sobbing* I wa..waas kickked hard. And I n.n.need someone to ...*cries*

Kevin: HUH?

Fred: I'm going baby, don't cry anymore, I'm going. *grabs car keys and runs out*

Tre: *laughing so hard she can't talk*

AJ: *rolling on the floor* IDIOT!'

Autumn: Well..ok...now if the plan goes into motion like me and Nick..um, like I planned...

Tre: Damn girl and they think you and I are Evil

Brian: I tell ya....actually I just don't know what to say

Autumn: Good..job done then. And Tre..I would have let you in on this but..um..I know how much you hate that song

Tre: Thanks I appreciate it but you know...I'd listen to the whole cd to watch Fred do that again.

Kevin: And ya'll think Nick is stupid.

Howie: Wait..so Nick is on this too?

Tre: No, we actually know he is stupid

Autumn: Yep, he is. Of course Fred will think it was only him...

AJ: Man I would give anything to see Fred attacking something that ain't there.

Autumn: That is where Nick comes into play....*grins* Remember the camcorder?

Tre: OH yea....*looks at Kevin* cluck man

Kevin: I don't wanna remember the camcorder *head down*

AJ: You CAN'T record over Kevin's dance!!

Autumn: We ain't... we have that tape hidden.... that is our "payback on Kev" tape

Tre: *grinning evilly* What a tape that is. I wish we could take it to MTV, that would so rock.

Kevin: Tre you even dare do that....

Howie: Um, so where exactly did Fred go?

Autumn I dunno. Just help me keep an eye out so the drama can begin again

Brian: Don't ask me for help cause once he finds out this was a prank...all Durst hell will break out

AJ: Aww come one Bri, you know this is cool. I know what's wrong...your just mad cause you didn't do it.

Howie: No Brian has a point.

Brian: Okay..I admit that was orginal but Autumn, you can't let Nick take the full blame.

Tre: Of course she can

Kevin No Brians right, she can't. She has to tell Durst it was her idea too.

Autumn: Nah.... someone else can share the blame

AJ: And have him mad at her? Autumn ain't as stupid as she looks

Howie: You actually gonna take some blame too Autumn?

Brian: Yea, you gonna help Nick out?

AJ: She ain't as stupid as she looks.

Autumn: Shut up AJ! and well..maybe.

Kevin: No maybe about it. You will NOT let Nick blare the blunt of Durst's anger once he finds out

Tre: Autumn!! Freds back

Autumn: Crap! *sits on couch and puts head down and tears fall. Looks up* This good enough?

Tre: WOW ..yeah. dang girl you're good

AJ: I think you are enjoying this WAY to much Tre

Howie: Why are we doing this?

Tre: Um, so we can pick on someone OTHER than Nick and you guys not freak?

Autumn: Yeah! *starts act* I'm still hurting..ouch..*cries*

Tre: *sits down next to Autumn* Shhh...Fred will take care of it Autumn and that mean ol server won't do it again

Kevin: Oh brother

*AJ is about to laugh so he runs out of the room*

Fred: Damn, she's still crying?

Tre: *looking up* She's hurt Fred. What do you want her to do?

Howie: Damn....remind me never to get those two REALLY pissed at me *whispering to Brian*

Brian: *whispers back* Well, at least they didn't throw spoons at you like they did Leigh.

AJ: *calmed down and straight faced* Hey you back Fred?

Fred: Yea man. I got there, well down the road, and realized I have NO idea where I'm going.

Howie: That is a problem, I mean if you were going somewhere that actually existed

Autumn: *about to die laughing, Whispers to Tre* Kick me or something so I can cry...please...or have AJ to...

Kevin: Yeah and Nick is a genuis now ain't he?

Tre: *whispers to AJ* Kick Autumn

Fred: Nicks a genius? When did that happen? Where was I?

AJ: What? Why am I kicking her?

Tre: Really, where was I when Nick Carter was declared a genuis? *to AJ* Because, now just do it!

Brian: Nick has always had a high intelligence level, you two just never gave him a chance to show it off!

AJ: I make it look accidential or what? I mean...give me a reason

Fred: Riight..Nick smart is like saying Pulp Fiction is a good movie

Tre: She stole your hat just a little while ago and refuses to give it back

AJ: HEY! Pulp Fiction is a good movie Durst. Better then Fight Club, at least I dont' have to hide in a closet to watch my movie. Hey yeah she did....how hard can I kick her?

Fred: Man you want me to beat you instead of the server?

Tre: Would u just kick her already!!!

*Autumn is about to bust out laughing*

AJ: Alright alright...damn patient much? *kicks Autumn*

Kevin: This has got to stop

Autumn: OUCH!!! *cries real tears of pain*

Fred: McLean! What was that about!?

AJ: She stole my hat man!!!

Brian This gets more bizaar by the minute. AJ, you don't kick women.

Kevin: Aj tell Autumn you're sorry....NOW

Howie: She steals my brush but I don't hit her.

AJ: Tre told me to do it *looking at Tre for help*

Tre: I did not!! *looks innocent*

Autumn: I'm really hurting here...*real tears show again*

Kevin: AJ..NOW or I'm turning Fred loose on you

Brian: Better do it AJ

AJ: DAMNIT I was told to do it! Tre, you gonna let your man take the fall here?

Tre: I didn't tell you. You kicked her for no reason! *whispers* Sorry....go along for the laugh

Fred Autumn...damn...do I have to kick McLean's rear for you?

Autumn: *sniff* Well, he did hurt me but I'd rather have that server taken care of, it abuses me alot more then Aj does

Howie: *rolling eyes* Drama queen

Autumn: *Shoots Howie a look* So are you going to get the server?

Fred: Well, if I knew where it was..yeah.

Tre: Well Duh Fred it's at the AOL headquarters...geesh

Kevin: I just think this needs to end now...guys come on

Fred: What needs to end? Autumn?

Autumn: My pain and suffering..ouch...*tears fall*

Tre: Do something Fred. Be the big strong angry pissed off man we've all come to know and ummm.....uhh love

Brian: Really laying it on thick aint they?

Howie: It's getting knee deep in here....fast.

AJ: Yeah man go take out the headquarters..for Autumn. *grins* I bet Nick would for Autumn

Tre: Yeah, I think so to AJe, I mean if Nick was here AOL would be trying to figure out what to do with their downed server.

Kevin: Guys...he's turning red in the face

AJ: I mean Nick was here he'd just..um...Fred you okay?

Howie: Run and hide for cover

Tre: *laughing* He looks like a tea kettle about to blow

Kevin: It's not funny Tre. You did this.

Tre: ME? Great now I get the blame?

Fred: FINE..fine..I'll be back later. And baby, if he kicks you again let me know. *quick kiss and Fred leaves*

AJ: Whew...that was close. Tre you told me to kick her, why'd you say you didn't?

AJ: Tre?

Kevin: Cold shoulder time

Howie: I do have to admit those tears were good Autumn

Autumn: Yeah because they were real. *jumps up and spears AJ* We're even now freak boy

AJ: *staring blankly from the floor* Uhhhhh

Tre: Damn that had to hurt

Autumn: And like that kick didn't! I'm really hurt now

Kevin: Ok, you two watch Fight Club and Pulp Fiction wayy too much

Brian: We need therapy

Howie: No, Fred needs therapy...we need a vacation

Autumn: I agree with you Howie. *cell phone rings. sees Nick's number* Hey I gotta take this..brb

AJ: It Fred, asking where AOL is?

Tre: I have a feeling it's Nicky boy

Kevin: Oh great the other conspirator!

AJ: I'm hurt now....ouch.

Tre: I didn't say to kick her hard....geesh

AJ: Well next time specify how hard you want me to kick someone...

Tre: Whatever

Kevin: Hey whose outside?

Brian: Uh-oh...

Tre: What? Who is it?

AJ: Yeah...*pushing Tre* Who?

Howie: Um, it's Fred....and he doesn't look happy.

AJ: Fred happy? yeah right

Tre: *shoves AJ* Freds happy...when he's pissed

Brian: That made absolutley no sense Tre

Tre: Yeah it did....crap where's Autumn?

AJ: Oh no..I ain't looking for her

Tre: *walking out looking for Autumn* Hey girl...Freds back and looking more pissed then usual

Autumn: Hey Nick...time to roll. *hangs up* Thanks for the notice Tre.

Tre: No problem. Need me to kick you?

Autumn: No..I'll just stay in here and um..work the magic. Too much drama for the guys..*laughing*

Tre: Understand, can't have the feeble minds of the boys take too much drama

Howie: Tre! Autumn! Get in here

Autumn: But I'm hurting here... Tre's on the way out.

Tre: WOW Howie sounded like Kevin...

Kevin: I heard that TRE!

Tre: Don't have a aneurysm, dang, u need decaf Kev.

Autumn: Have fun..you need to run in here and lock the door

Kevin: TRELYN! Move it

Tre: Since when did I start living with my dad again *mumbling* Coming daddy Kevin

Howie: Dang Kev...chill man

Tre: Yeah? 'Sup Fred? Beat the server for Autumn?

Brian: Oh let the drama begin

Fred: HOW IN THE HELL CAN I BEAT SOMETHING UP THAT I CAN'T FREAKIN FIND!!? Where is Autumn?

Howie: Ouch...Fred could you take it down a notch...damn

Tre: For real man....she's in the bedroom...in pain.

AJ: You don't know where AOL HQ's are? Damn..Nick is..um, nevermind

Fred: AJ, I'm NOT really in the mood so shut up. Why is she still in the room and in pain? AJ kick her again? *glaring at AJ*

Howie: Naw he didn't, she's been in there for a while now

Fred: Okay...Tre get ready to be shocked..Excuse me for a moment...Autumn and I need to have a lil talk

Tre: WOW is the world ending? Fred was like..NICE..well, kinda

Howie: Did I just witness that?

AJ: Close your mouth babe

Kevin: Maybe the anger finally got to him?

Brian: Something did....

AJ: *sneaking up to the door* I'm gonna listen in

Howie: If he catches you, don't ask me to save your butt

AJ: I'll just hide behind Kevin. *grins*

Brian: Like that will help?

AJ: Sure it will...he'll see Kev first and think he was listening in.

Tre: AJ...he would know better then that

AJ: Nah....this is the guy who's gonna whip a server.

Howie: And why exactly are you listening?

AJ: Duh howie...ammunition for later dude...get with it

Tre: Honey...you don't have the ability to come up with a prank...you need Autumn and I for that. Oh and Nick

Kevin: Well AJ you better be careful listeing. You might here something you don't want to hear...*grinning*

AJ: Huh? Like what exactly? them talking about how bad Pulp Fiction sucks or something?

Tre: You would find that devastating. You would think that movie was made of gold or something

Brian: Get away from the door Bone, Fred will hurt you

AJ: Nah he won't. I ain't a server or Nick

Brian: But you did kick Autumn

AJ: TRE TOLD ME TOO!!!

Tre: Huh? What? Who me? I did no such thing

AJ: Wow....I gotta give Autumn credit..she's really pleading for Fred to go whip that server....idiot. but then again she learned the puppy look from the master..ME.

Howie Ego anyone?

Tre: I do have to admit...he has mastered the puppy dog look...Trust me.

Brian It's sick...plain and simple. He can get away with way too much just because of his brown eyes and the mastering of the 'look'

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