*the door flies open and knocks AJ back. Fred stares at AJ.
Fred: What you doin McLean?
AJ: I um..um..Ju..Just sittin on the floor
Tre: Yea, he is now anyway *laughing*
Kevin: What's going on Fred? Why'd you come slamming out of the room?
Fred: Autumn..wanting me to go whip the server but I can't find the damn thing yet she's using that damn puppy look on me....
Brian: Great..another person another sucker
Howie: Uhhh well I think AOL HQ is like downtown...I think, yeah.
Tre: Fred you gotta go get the server for her. She'll feel much better and it'll ease her pain soo very much.
Fred: *sighs* Well I don't want her pissed at me....but I don't really want to go break something without a reason...
AJ: Since when did you need a reason to break something dude?
Tre: Yeah really. You are the break King himself.
Kevin: Does any of this really have a reason?
Tre: Yeah..Autumn was hurt. What more of a reason does Fred need?
Fred: I do need another reason..other than what's been said
Tre: Nick....
Brian: Leave him out of this he hasn't done any....nevermind
Kevin: Yeah. Nick is always being tossed around.
AJ: Not really. You stop me and Fred from throwing him Kevin
Brian: Of course he does. Nicks a person not a football!!
Howie: Yea you guys have to remember that
Autumn: *from bedroom* ouch...
Kevin: *rollseyes* Oh geesh..why me?
Tre: Cause we wuv you sooooo much *walks into bedroom*
Howie: I am sure glad I'm not Kevin...for more then just one reason
Fred: I'm just...I dunno what to do.
Autumn: Um..wow Fred. You changed into Tre!
Tre: Well you know....had to get a better body and mind *laughing*
Fred: HEY!!
Autumn: But I liked the old body....the mind at times but bring the body back!! *grins*
AJ: Oh I'm gonna be sick
Tre: You know...I could take that as a insult but since you said it...I'll let it go. Fred! Your woman wants you
Brian: Stranger and stranger...weirder and weirder
Autumn: *laughing* Don't tell him in what way I want him.... wait..it will get him in here quicker....
AJ: KEVIN MAKE HER SHUT UP
Tre: Fred! *grinning* She wants you in the AJ banging his head up against the wall because of a visual way!
Kevin: Oh man!
AJ: TRE! You're suppose to be on MY side!
Autumn: Payback from the kick, freakboy...Fred!!!
Tre: You know I love you AJ.
Howie: Will this ever end?
Fred: I better go see what Autumn wants... *looks at AJ and grins*
AJ: DAMN YOU TOO DURST! Howie help..please?
Howie: Sorry, your on your own
Brian: *laughing* And you deserve it to the fullest
AJ: Bite me ..all of you.
Fred: Okay Autumn..*looks at Tre* Tre...a lil privacy would be really nice
Tre: Well geesh, fine like I wanted to watch anyway.
Fred: I hope not!
Kevin: *sitting down* Are we going to eat? Tre isn't it your turn to cook Tre Yes daddy Kevin..... I'm leaving... *Tre walks out*
AJ: What we having?
Tre: *from kitchen* Kevin ala bob
Kevin: Cute Tre
Tre: I try
Brian: Try a lil less..please
Tre: Tyke on a stick? ohhh no, ummm how about hmmmm
Kevin: TRE!!!!!!
Tre: What? I was kidding...damn people chill
*Fred bolts out of the room and outside and tires peel out*
AJ: What was that about?
Autumn: He's going to beat up the mean ol server for me *grinning*
Brian You know...I don't wanna be here when all this hits
AJ: What you say to get him to do it?
Autumn: That Nick had called and , well, let's end it there
Tre: *yelling from the kitchen* Doesn't want little Carter to show him up huh?
Kevin: Just fix dinner Trelyn...please
AJ: Fred might actaully do it this time.... and it's gonna be on tape like Kevin's little incident
Kevin: Shut up AJ
Howie: That would be funny. I like to watch the tape of ke....*shutting up because of Kevins glare*
Brian: That wasn't funny. Poor Kev clucking in the middle of the room *starts laughing*
Tre HEY how about chicken tonight? Kevin do you feel like chicken tonight?
AJ: *bust up laughing* He feels like chicken tonight!
Kevin: I wish you two never met!!! Tre, cook something
Tre: That was harsh Kev...*walks back into the kitchen*
*phone rings, AJ answers it*
AJ: Sexiest man alive..may I help you?
Kevin: Whatever... I'm the sexy one
Howie NO, I am. They do call me Sweet D.
Tre: I think I'm going to be sick
Autumn: Nick is the sexy one..geesh. Everyone knows that!
AJ: Um, Fred's on the phone Autumn...
Autumn: *turning white as a ghost* Tell me your kidding
AJ: Nope...and ummm he's yelling
Tre: Nothing new...wait he might have broke an old record set by Kevin!
Kevin: I yell nothing like that.
Brian: Kev...sometimes you sound like our father instead of a member of the group
Tre: Trust me Kevin, you yell huh, you yell
AJ: Autumn you getting the phone?
Autumn: Um..I have a choice?
Tre: Most likely not girl Just take it and say AJ said that about Nick...*smiling*
AJ: I did not!! I dont' think Nick is sexy...I'm the sexy one.
Fred: *from the phone* DAMNIT...I ain't in the group but I'm the sexy one....Autumn get on the freaking PHONE
Autumn: *slowly taking the phone* Um..AJ made me say it. he tricked me
AJ: I DID NOT!!!
Kevin: *yelling* AJ STOP YOUR YELLING!!
Autumn: *yelling* I CAN'T HEAR Fred SO JUST EVERYONE SHUT OR ELSE! *all is quiet* Thanks...
Tre: So what we having and how many are eating?
Kevin: You still haven't figured out what to cook? Make enough for 8
Brian: 8? Nick isn't here and neither is Fred. He'll probably be roaming around downtown looking for AOL HQ for hours
Autumn: *laughs* Nah..I gave him directions and Nick will be here..trust me.
AJ: Can we have McDonald's?
Kevin: NO! We hit that when we're on tour, not at home
Howie: Yeah no more greasy food for me right now... please..glogging the arteries
Brian: Man I don't think you have to worry about that Howie, you work out 7 days a week.
Fred walks in
AJ: McDonalds does NOT glog your arteries, it's good for you.
Nick walks in
Tre: Yeah, about as good for you as listening to Nsync's song Gone over and over again. *getting glares* Oops, I did it again. *hears growling* Gotta Go!!
Nick See that is just wrong to mix N Sync, britney, and something we have a right to say together!
AJ: Really!
Tre: Yea well it was a moment...a very bad moment, but one. It's gone now....get over it
Nick: Get over it! That is like looking at Autumn and asking her if...*thinks*...
AJ: Like if she is lucky to be a genie in a bottle who wants to break stuff
Fred: HEY don't let Autumnhere you say that. She's pissed as it is
Nick: Well then we would never talk cause she's always pissed...alot like someone else we know
AJ: Yeah, maybe Autumn's been around that person way too much. What's wrong with her now?
Tre: You are annoying her....which is nothing new
AJ: Me? What did I do to Autumn? I treat her like a sister. Name one thing I have EVER done to the girl.
Kevin: You got all day? We can name several AJ
Howie: I don't think we have the time for that Aje, I mean we go on tour in 6 months
Nick: Well, you once threw ketchup on her when she asked what it would be like to be a fry
AJ: Well damnit she wanted to know what it was like...how else can you let her know
Brian: Then you stole her hair dye and replaced the yellow with mustard..
Kevin: You took her Gone with the Wind movie once and threw it to see if it could go with the wind while on the bus and we were going 75 mph
Tre: You locked her in a closet recently and as she was screaming to get let out you told her not to worry cause Fred will find her in no time
AJ: Well he did!
Nick: That one was hella funny
AJ: *grinning* And why was that again? I love hearing this reason
Tre: I for one didn't find it funny. Well the Autumn part wasn't funny but the Fred part was. *grinning towards Fred*
Howie: Then there was the time you locked her out of the room and on the balcony just because she called you an idiotic freak
AJ: I'm still waiting for Nick to say why that was so damn funny. Ya'll gotta admit it was funny
Autumn: *walking in* What was funny, freak?
Nick: The time AJ locked you in the closet. *grinning*
Autumn: How in the world was that funny? I was stuck in the damn closet!
Nick: Awww come on Autumn. your sitting there screaming to get let out, AJ screaming Fred will find you soon. Fred just screaming cause your screaming. Kevin just started screaming at all of us to stop the screaming. it was a scream fest
AJ: yeah it was a blast. remind me to lock her in the closet again....maybe soon. *laughing*
Autumn: Hey...did I ever get AJ back for that?
Tre: Nope you haven't.
AJ: TRE!!
Autumn: *looks at AJ and grins*
Kevin: AJ, no more putting her in the closets.
Howie: Yea please no more Autumn in closets
Tre: Well you better remind Fred of that cause well....he seems to like them
Nick: Awww...it's fun to have Autumn in the closet.
Fred: Carter, what do you mean by that?
Fred: Tre...I'm not even gonna say anything
Tre: It's cause you know it's true. I mean you said you were staying in a closet yourself, so you have only yourself to blame Fred.
AJ: Yeah but he didn't mean it like that...at least I hope not.
Kevin: Oh please help us all
Nick: 'Sup Autumn baby? And why are you in a Durst mood?
Fred: Autumn baby?
Brian: Uh oh....Freds gonna blow a gasket
Autumn: 'Sup Nicky boy. I'm in an ill mood cause I got online and AIM kicked me again and SOMEONE was suppose to take care of that. Thus, I'm in a you know who mood.
Tre: You-know who? Ohhhh she's in one of those moods.
Brian: You know...I don't think I've seen a person turn that many sheds of red before. You Howie?
Howie: Ummm nope, not and blow up
AJ: I think Kevin once turned that red when we messed his room up and ran through the lobby a la Blink 182..well me and Nick anyway.
Kevin: Don't remind me of that again
Tre: Ohh, I have those pics...I should go get them.
Nick: Oh cool girl, go and get them. We have to show Fred
Kevin: NO don't even.
Autumn: Fred? Fred who? I know no Fred. Do you AJ?
AJ: Ummm I know a Fred Durst...I think
Fred: Don't start with me
Autumn: *to Nick* Did you hear something?
Brian: Ewww the cold shoulder, I hate that
Tre: *singing* Someones in trouble...someones in trouble
Nick: Nope. Just..um, the wind. *knows that he can get away with some things cause Autumn will take up for him BIG time*
AJ: Ohhhh someone's brave now..and dead
Howie: Bri you want some popcorn?
Brian: Popcorn?
Howie: Yea for the show that's about to start...As Fred and Autumn Turn
AJ: I DO!!! And some soda *looks at kevin*
Kevin: Hey I'm not even getting involved. Tre..she's your best friend. You do something. I'm gonna enjoy the show
Nick: I doubt they be doing any turning tonight! *grins*
Tre: Yea she is my best friend. *turns to Autumn* You go girl and take care of your man and show him who's boss.
Kevin: *slaps Nick upside the head* Shut up Nicky
Nick: OUCH!! Don't do that and don't call me NICKY
AJ: But you let Autumn..unless somethign is going on with you two? huh? HUH?
Fred: AJ shut up ! carter, if you don't take your arm off Autumn I'll break it
Autumn: he knows who the boss is ..me. And he's gonna go take care of the damn server unless Nicky wants to do me a huge favor...
Howie: Nick you better do what he says or we'll not be practicing for our tour
Nick: Sure Autumn I'll do it
Fred: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!
Nick: Watch me..as soon as I come out of the bathroom I'll take care of it. *heads into bathroom*
Fred: I'd be damned! *locks Nick in bathroom*
Howie: Whoa...poor Nick.
Tre: *laughing* Fred. There is a window in there ya know
Brian: Tre! Why'd you tell him that?
Tre: Cause I felt like it goody boy
AJ: Don't worry. He won't fit. I can barely fit through it.
Fred: I'm going to take care of the damn thing and I'm not coming back til I do.
Autumn: Yeah sure. I've heard that before.*rolls eyes*
Tre: *picking up the bat* Here Fred, don't forget this
Aj: Yea man, you need something to beat up the *snickers* server with
Kevin: Don't tell me he is falling for this again
Howie: We won't.
Brian: *to Tre* Thanks for not pointing out the bat while Nick was out here.
Nick: *yelling* LET ME OUT! WHY THIS ALWAYS HAPPENIN TO ME! IT AIN'T FUNNY!
Tre: No problem Bri. I like to give Nicky a hard time not see him beat to a pulp with a bat
AJ: Did someone say Pulp? You wanna watch Pulp Fiction?
Everyone: NO!!!!
Nick: Leave me in here if he gets that movie out!
Fred: Damn..that's my cue to leave. *leaves*
AJ: I'm still gonna watch it
Kevin: Not out here your not. Watch it on your tv in your room
Brian: Good idea Kev.
Tre: NO!! Not a good idea Kevin *glares at Kevin*
AJ: I can't! Autumn busted my tv, remember?
Nick: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Autumn: *walks over and lets Nick out* Get the camcorder!
Aj: *whining* Autumn
Tre: She's supposed to let him out idiot, he is recording Durst.
Aj: Ohhh yea
Howie: Duh!!
Autumn: Wow and I thought Nick was the only whiner!
Nick: Yeah..HEY!
Autumn: Just follow Fred. If he has doubts call me.... I'll fix that
Nick: Alright, no problem, this should be fun.
Tre: Yea unless he catches you and hurts you severly
Howie: Bet he never thought of that huh
Nick: Autuuuumn! *whining* I don't want to be hurt! I'm too sexy for that. World destruction will happen and girls will cry cause there is no other cute one in the group.
AJ: Damnit, for the last time I'm the sexy one!
Autumn: Just hide Nick..geesh.
Nick: Oh yeah
Tre: Honey, yes you are the sexy one, which is a lot more fun to watch then the cute one.
AJ: *grinning* I knew it
Autumn: I'm gonna hurl!
Howie: Really.
Brian Soooo..Nick you leaving or what to get this all on tape?
Nick: Oh yea. I have to leave to get him on the tape. Man...well Gotta go!
Brian: *sighing* I just don't get it
Kevin: He turns more blonde every day. *looking at Tre and Autumn* and I blame you two
Autumn: Why? I don't make hair hightlighting color kits or bleach.
Tre: Neither do I.
AJ: It's your fault Kev. You yell at us too much and Nick, well...he's mind is small and it shrinks when you get on your daddy trip
Kevin: Daddy trip? Now just wait one minute here. I have to get that way cause if I didn't....
Tre: Yeah yeah we would run around acting like a bunch of fools and being...
Autumn: Wild and obnoxious and you are here to calm us down and make sure..
Howie: That we behave in the proper manner. We know we know
Kevin: *speechless*
Brian: WOW....you guys have that down.
AJ: Yep...we hear it a lot. Fred never does though. Not fair I tell ya. But oh well. HEY I'm hungry. Can someone go to McDonald's?
Kevin: Aj you do NOT need any more McDonalds
AJ: Is there any such thing as NOT needing more McDonalds? I thinkith NOT!
Howie: Oh no...he's going to lose it
Autumn: Lose it? Too late..he's already there!
AJ: SHUT UP AUTUMN!
Brian: *to Kevin* I'll make AJ forget about McDonald's. *gets up* I'll return in a few ya'll.
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