Howie: Uh oh, what's Brian up to
Tre: I dont know but he best not bring in Pulp Fiction to watch.
Kevin: For once, I agree with you Trelyn
Autumn: I'd rather watch Fight Club than that movie
AJ: HEY! What is wrong with my movie? At least it makes sense
Autumn: Suuure it does. Just to you AJ
Tre: AJ..that movie makes no sense what so ever.
Kevin: Tre, I'm getting scared here...I agree with you again
Howie: Wow the world must be ending soon
AJ: It makes more sense than Fight Club. Stupid movie.
Autumn: No it ain't. better than your stupid boring movie
AJ: Tre, tell her my movie is better.
Kevin: Sorry man your movie is confusing as all get out
Tre: Ummmm
Autumn: Gotta get her into it? Like she loves that movie?
Howie: Someone please shut them up.
Tre: *looks up and sees Brian, dressed as a clown* Um, guys don't look.
Autumn: What? *looks* *screams in horror*
AJ: WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?!! *cowers in a corner*
Howie: Ummm ok, this is wierd
Brian: *laughing* How was that? Um..oops.
Tre: I told them not to look!
Kevin: *laughing*
AJ: *from corner* It's not funny. Brian you better be planning on wearing that forever man.
Brian: Uhhh why?
AJ: Cause when you take it off...I'm kicking your ASS!!!
Autumn: And I plan on helping you AJ!
Howie: WOW Autumn's gonna help AJ. Everything is getting really scary.
Kevin: *Still laughing til both AJ and Autumn yell shut up Kevin*
Tre *going over to AJ* It's ok babe, you can come out from the corner now.
Kevin: What? It's funny how you two are afraid of someone dressed up.
Howie: This is a strange and weird group...and getting more and more so
Autumn: NOT funny. I'm going to lock myself in ...Nick's room. *storms off*
Tre: Poor thing. Maybe if Fred..or Nick..um..yeah
Brian: Um..I think I'll go hide too until they calm down. Autumn more pissed isn't good
Tre: Should of thought of that before you came in here acting like a a...well a clown B-rok.
Kevin: Trelyn lay off. He was playing
Tre: How about I play and have Tyke go outside for a while.
Brian: TRE!
AJ: She has a point...
Howie Just...everyone chill. *phone rings*
Tre: *mumbling and picking up the phone* WHAT!?
Kevin: Trelyn you will answer that phone in a nice matter.
Nick: *on phone whispering* Let me speak to Autumn, Tre.
Tre: Why you whispering?
Nick: Cause...Just get Autumn. Please?
AJ: Who is it!?
Tre: It's Nick. *yelling* Autumn phone. It's Nick
AJ: *grabs for phone* Give me the phone
Tre: *slapping his hands* NO, get your own phone *AJ looks and realizes his cell is ringing*
Autumn: *runs out and grabs phone while AJ answers his* Hello?
AJ: Yeah?
Nick: Autumn..he's on the phone with someone but I dunno who. He's on the cell and in front of the place.
AJ is heard saying something
AJ: Now Durst come one dude, go in and find the server. NO you can't go in and demand they tell you where it is.
Kevin: You have got to be kidding me
Howie: He actually thinks he can beat up the server?
Autumn: Nick I barely can hear you cause freak boy...
AJ: Durst, Autumn's yelling about something
The two stop and look at each other and realize who the other is talking to
AJ and Autumn GOTTA GO
Tre: Ohhh yea you guys that was good. Now Durst will call back up yelling and screaming wanting to know what is going on.
AJ: Crap...that sucks. What are we going to do?
Brian: and you guys thought I messed up dressing like a clown
Autumn: AJ this is your fault. You HAD to stand right by me while talking to him
AJ: ME! Oh so Nick ain't around and I get blamed?
Kevin: It's normally true.
Silence and phone rings everyone stares at it
Howie: Well isn't someone going to get it?
Tre: Not me, I answered last time
Kevin Oh man come on, it's only a phone. *grabs the phone* Hello?
Fred: *on phone* I need to talk to Autumn...now.
Kevin: Okay. Autumn, it's for you.
Autumn: *whispers* I ain't here...AJ get it.
AJ: *whispers back* I aint talking to him. I mean I hung up on him.
Autumn: Well I'm not talking to him, you have to
Tre: Oh give me the damn thing *grabs phone* Hey ya pissed off man. 'sup?
Autumn: Oh geesh..this is gonna be fun.
AJ: I don't claim her. She's your friend
Kevin: I'm getting a headache again
Tre: Wow you don't say Fred. Really? Well gee I would think the server would be easy to spot. Well no need to yell man, I'm just on the other end of the phone not clear on the other side of the universe. Damn...anger management much?
Kevin Man....this is gonna be a good headache.
Howie I have a feeling this is gonna be a loooong night
Tre: Okay..yeah. She's ,um, lying down. NO he got loose. maybe with Autumn...KIDDING geesh. Okay. Okay. yeah. Yeah...
AJ: Doesn't talk much does he?
Autumn: Who knows..maybe he can't find the server.
Tre: YES! I said yes, geeesh. I will tell Nick to stay away from Autumn. Dang not only do you need anger management you need to get a grip on jealousy. OUCH! Don't yell in my ear closet boy, I know where your movie Fight club is....
Kevin: I think I need some tylenol
Howie: I think I'll help you find it. *Kevin and Howie leave room*
Brian: Don't leave me alone! They'll hurt me *runs out of room*
Tre: Yeah..yeah... okay I'll tell Autumn. And I'll tell AJ never to hang up. You can be nicer once someone threatens your movie....
AJ: I wonder if he is delaying on purpose?
Autumn: Most likely. He doesn't like to admit he can't find something.
Tre: No, Fred, I won't hurt your precious movie. Well unless you start yelling at me again. *yelling can be heard* What? Huh? Sorry Fred your breaking up...what? *hangs up phone*
AJ: OH great now you've hung up on him. He'll come back more pissed then ever.
Autumn: What was wrong with him, Tre?
Tre: He thinks I'm gonna smash his stupid movie. I don't know where it is. OH and he can't find the server. AND I hung up on him.
AJ: Wellll...yeah
Autumn: That all?
Tre: Oh and he said to tell you he loved you....
AJ: Awww...how sweet and plain sickening
Autumn: Shut up AJ
Tre: *slapping AJs arm* Yeah freak boy shut up
Autumn: Okay now I feel bad for doing this to him.... but damnit....I gotta get a laugh out of him.
AJ: I feel the love...and it's sickening yet funny
Tre: Jealous baby?
AJ: NO..what is there to be jealous of?
Kevin: Jealous? Who's jealous?
Tre: AJ
Howie: Aje what you jealous of?
AJ: I'M NOT JEALOUS!
Autumn He's in denial. Right Tre?
Tre: Yep, big time.
AJ: I AM NOT *storms out of room*
Kevin: I thought I saw Nick there for a moment
Tre: Ok, you know, I will try to forget you just said that Kevin.
Kevin: What? It's true. He acted just like Nick
Autumn: Tre, he's right.
Tre: He is not! *stomps foot and leaves room*
Howie: Now she is
Brian: You guys always pick on the poor guy.
Autumn: yeah but you guys aren't as fun as Nick....loosen up. It's not like we get him hurt. *phone rings* I'll answer it.
Kevin: Maybe not physically hurt but man that boy may just get emotionally hurt. Ya know.
Howie: Could be Kev, he just never lets anyone know
Autumn: *talking on phone* Nick...just go in and see if you can find him. No, I'm not coming down there. He isn't going to hurt you. Look Nick, you were quick to agree to do this now get doing it. *hangs up* Ok....he is IN the buliding.
Tre: WOW..getting brave ain't he?
Autumn Not really..kinda scared of Fred.
Tre: I meant Fred was getting brave
Kevin: wow Tre, over our Nick moment already?
Autumn: *laughing* Tre, that was mean
Tre: Bite me Richardson
AJ: HEY you are only allowed to bite me
Autumn: Visual I didn't want..thanks a bunch AJ.
AJ: You are very welcome *grins*
Autumn: Freak
AJ: You, um...someone help here!
Tre: Aj, you are a freak. Plus you know how much Autumn hate visuals. The poor girl goes around hitting her head against walls
Brian: Well we don't exactly enjoy the visuals either....ya know
Kevin: Aint that the truth. Some are down right frightening
Autumn: At least I keep my stories to myself.
Tre: LIAR!
Autumn: Yeah I do. I have never told you any...*sees looks but phone rings*
Tre: Yea I'm sure you've told me about plenty...answer the phone
Autumn: Just be happy I haven't gone into detail *answers phone*
Aj: Trust us, we are extremely happy for that.
Autumn *sticks tongue out at AJ* Yeah? Hey...*laughs* Great! You get it on tape? Alright. On the way back? Nick, I love you...
AJ: No cause Fred would kill me Autumn
Howie: She just said she loved Nick...okay, should we run for cover?
Tre: Ohhhhh girl...lovin on Nick now. I think you better make sure which you want. Closet boy or too blonde boy
Autumn: Shut up Tre!!
Tre: Hey...just an observation, no need to go hostile on me.
Autumn I said that cause Nick got the video tape of Fred...beating up the server
AJ: YEAH! *runs over and grabs phone* HURRY UP!
Kevin: Did he seriously beat in the server?
Autumn: *nods and grins*
Howie: He must really love her...or he's that stupid
Tre: Well he does lover but he's also...well *sees Autumns look* never mind
Brian: Aww come on girl...say what you were going to
Kevin: It's scary to think Durst would believe he could beat up a server...but the again, this day has been full of scary.
Autumn: Yeah Tre...finish what you were gonna say.
AJ: Who wants pizza?!
Brian: ME!!!!
Tre: Pizza sounds good to me, means I don't have to cook. Where we ordering it from?
Kevin: Nice way of changing the subject Tre.
Howie: Way to think quick
Autumn: No really..what were you gonna say? I wanna know
AJ: Who cares! Pizza and a movie.
Kevin Yeah until Durst comes back
Tre: Yeah cause when he comes back...there will be hell to pay
Brian: Isn't that the truth
Autumn: Trelyn. what were you going to say. DAMNIT!
AJ: Yeah..what were you gonna say?
Tre: Does it matter?
Autumn: YES!
Kevin: No it doesn't, the thing that matters now is FOOD!
Howie I second that motion. Lets get pizza now
Tre: I'll get the phone book, unless of course you guys already have the number memorized.
AJ: Um...I think you should really tell her.
Tre: Why? Nobody cares!
Brian: Her face is redder than Fred's when he gets mad. AHHHH
Tre: Autumn...I can't even remember what I was going to say so just forget it. Hell I can't even remember what it was about.
Aj: I don't know if she'll fall for that.
Kevin: Yea I never do
Autumn: Tre....
Tre: Autumn....
Autumn: TELL ME NOW OR ELSE I'LL GET STAIND TO COME OVER AND SING FOR YOU!!
AJ: Whoa..
Tre: No need to get hostile, geesh. In all honesty...I don't remember what I was going to say.
Kevin: Wow...she may be telling the truth if she is still claiming it after being threatened with Staind
Howie: Yea...guess so. *calls and orders pizza* It'll be here in 45 minutes.
AJ: I can't wait that long. Make some popcorn Kev.
Kevin: Me? Do I look like your personal cook?
Tre: No but you..nevermind.
Kevin: Tre...the nevermind thing is becoming an annoying habit. I suggest you finish the sentence.
Tre: Ohhh you suggest I do huh? Well how about this finish for you...go make some popcorn daddy Kevin
Brian: *seeing the look on Kevs face* Well you told her to start finishing her sentences. If you don't wanna know...don't ask.
Autumn: Ohhhh got you there.
Howie: Nick's here.
AJ: YEAH!!
Tre: Finally...geeesh was getting tired of all the attention on me. Nick, get in here so we can see the video
Nick: I'm coming dang, give me a minute to get something to eat.
Autumn: Ahh hell no, get in here with the video Now boy!
Nick: Auuuutummn, please?
Autumn: Damn, hurry up. *sigh*
AJ: Yeah hurry up!
Tre: Why do you want food Nick, we ordered pizza.
Nick Pizza? You ordered pizza and didn't tell me? How could you?
Kevin Well it's not like you gave us a chance. The minute you came in you stuck your head in the fridge.
Nick: But you ate it all!
Autumn: Nooo..we just ordered it.
Nick: Oh, okay. Here's the tape. rewind it. And yes...he actually beat the server. It was soooo coool
Tre: He beat up the server? How did he do that?
Nick: He walked in and started swinging
Kevin: Were the cops called at all?
Nick: Dunno. I left.
Tre: It's Fred and you know those cops call him Fred and just know him.
Kevin: TRE!
Autumn: Well they do!
Kevin: They actually KNOW Fred?
Tre: Well duh, Kevin. I wouldn't of said it if they didn't. He has a temper and tends to ummm flair up every now and then.
Kevin: I thought you were being obnoxious
Autumn: Nope. They always come by and seem happy when he's asleep or in the closet. And Tre don't even...
Tre: What? I said nothing.
Autumn: No, but I know you and you were going to say something
Tre: Who me? Never, I love Fred. You know that
AJ: *walking back in from the kitchen* You love who?
Autumn: She loves Fred. But not in that way, so don't freak out.
AJ: Okay...um..so we gonna watch the tape or not?
Nick: Allow me *hits play*
Tre: Kev got the popcorn ready?
Kevin Yeah yeah...it's right here, geeesh. *hands it to Tre*
Howie: Thank you daddy Kevin *grins*
Kevin: HOWIE!!
Nick: Yeah Howie! Whoooo!
Autumn: It could be worse Kev
Kevin: How so?
Autumn: Cluck man
Tre: *laughing* Cluck man...ohhh I wanna watch that video after this one
Kevin: I dont' think so!
Brian: Awww come on man. That was funny as heck. You dancing around acting like a chicken....
Kevin: Shut up cuz
Tape starts...a couple girls are shown and camera follows them
AJ: Good job Nick...*sees glares from Tre* Um, get to the best part
Brian: Wow...he has a good swing. That would kill the ball
AJ: HEY Autumn uses the same swing. She's buying me a new TV
Kevin: He actually done that
Tre: Yes Kev he did. Do you NOT see it on the tape?
Kevin: Damn Tre...yea I see it, I just can't believe it.
Nick: Ohh it was awesome. He just started beating the crap outta that thing. I don't even know or think it was the server but damn whatever it was he damaged it
Autumn: *laughing*
Kevin: What's so funny...
AJ: Just the fact he done it!
Autumn Well that and um..LMAO I know what he is saying. Sure you can't hear him but just watch his mouth
Howie: WOW I haven't seen/heard that kind of language since Andrew Dice Clay came out
Brian: I think I better stop watching...he's scary
Tre: Scary? Naw, he's just Fred. Not scary, just pissed
Kevin: I just...man he's stupid
Nick He walked past the guards and just swung..it was sooooo cool
AJ: That show you he loves you Autumn?
Tre: I wish I would of been there to watch. Would of been cool to see the guards faces up close
Autumn: I knew he loved me AJ, I just made him think he had to prove it.
Brian Well this is all great and dandy, but he's back.
Nick: AHHH!
Autumn: Just act normal..or normal for you Nick.
AJ: Yeah..it's all cool..turn the tape off though.
Nick: Um, give me the remote and I will
AJ: I don't have the remote man. I thought you had it, your the one who started that tape
Nick: I don't have it, you do.
AJ: Ummm, no Nick I don't. You had it last.
Tre: Great.... Autumn go hold him off.
Autumn: Me? No way. Why me? Why can't Nick?
Nick: He has that bat..no way Autumn.
Tre: You because he just beat up that 'server' for you so he's gonna want ummm some appreciation showen..if ya know what I mean.
Kevin: Tres right, Autumn. You hold him off and we'll look for the remote.
Brian: I thought I saw it on the couch last. *looks around*
AJ: Thanks for that visual.
Kevin: Forget about the visual..find the remote
Autumn: *mumbling as she goes to stop Fred* Great..how am I suppose to stop him? Grab him and kiss him?
Tre: DUH!!
AJ: Tre, you need to stop with the visuals
Tre: Well geesh AJ, if anyone knows how to stop Fred she does....
Kevin: Hello!! look for the remote NOW!
Autumn: *standing in front of door* Hey sweetie. So um, wasup?
Fred: Well, the server won't kick you anymore. Now I'm tired let's go in and rest..
Autumn: NO you can't. *hears Nick scream in the background AJ HAD IT LAST*
Fred: What's going on in there? *tries to walk in*
Autumn: *getting nervous* Nothing baby, just Nick blaming something on AJ again. *laughs*
Tre: *yells* NO! You had it last Nick. You pushed Play!
Fred: And what was that about?
Autumn: You know Tre...always blaming something on Nick. *Nick yells back NO HE HAD IT LAST! NOW take the movie out!*
Fred: Movie? What movie. Autumn let me by....now.
Autumn: Ohhh no movie you would find interesting Fred. You know Nick...ummm it was a movie..ohh umm it was Goonies. Yea that is what it was.
Fred: Goonies?? Isn't he a bit old for that movie?
Howie: If you two would quit bickering we would find the damn thing faster. NOW LOOK!
Fred: Okay...I'm gonna move you and go in.
Autumn: NO! I mean..no.
AJ: Damn it Nick we are gonna be fighting like the people on the movie was!
Nick: One wasn't a real person AJ. Stupid.
AJ: Bite me Nick
Tre: Guys...why not just hit, I know this will be a shocker to all but...why don't we just hit stop and eject on the vcr itself? *they all look at her* What? Ohh I know..too simple
Kevin: *glaring at Tre* Smart ass! Nick do it now
Fred: Fight? They watching Fight Club?
Before Autumn can answer Fred runs in
Autumn: Damnit... 3..2..1..
All: HEY Fred!
Fred: Where is it? Huh? where?
Kevin: Where is what Fred? *throwing a look at Autumn*
Autumn: Um, Fight Club....Don't deny you weren't watching it.
AJ: I wouldn't want to watch that stupid movie!
Nick: One thing is for sure it ain't in the VCR. *grins and Autumn smacks self in head*
Tre: *groans & whispers* Leave it to Carter
Fred: What's not in the vcr? *walks towards vcr* Fight Club?
AJ: I'm telling you man I wouldn't watch that movie *Tre hits him* OUCH baby, what'd you do that for?
Nick: It ain't in the VCR man.
Autumn: Nope, it ain't. *fake smile*
Fred: *sees remote on floor and picks it up* Well, let's just see. *hits play*
Tre: Ummm NO *doorbell rings* Oh look...Pizzas here, time to eat. *grabs remote*
Autumn: *mumbles* Whew..saved by the bell
Kevin: Lets go eat ppl.
Fred: I ain't hungry. I'll just watch my movie. *walks towards VCR*
Autumn Um...Fred you can't. That's Gone with the Wind
AJ: No it ain't!
Tre: AJ! Food. Get in here NOW!!!!
Fred: Dang man I think your woman wants you or something. *sits down and hits play*
Nick: *trips* Ooops *pizza flies
Fred: *pizza lands in his lap* DAMIT CARTER!! CAN'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOUR BIG FEET ARE TAKING YOU? *stalks off*
Autumn: Good save Nick..
Nick: Um, I really did trip.
Kevin: Someone take the movie and hide it. Autumn...
Autumn: No I gotta go get Fred calm
Brian: Yea let her go take care of him before he breaks down the house
can hear drawers being slammed shut
Kevin: Alright alright...go calm him down. Tre, get the movie out.
Tre: *goes to vcr and takes movie* Here Nicky take the tape to your room, that is if you can without hurting yourself
Nick: Right. I'll hide it with Kevin's tape *runs off*
Autumn See we told you it wasn't your movie...goof
Kevin: Put in Pulp Fiction...quick
Tre: Why does it have to be THAT movie? Why not ID4?
Howie: No not ID4, put in Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
AJ: Oh hell no, I like Kevs idea better then all that
Autumn: *runs over and puts in Shaft with Samuel L Jackson*
AJ: Hey..he's cooler in Pulp Fiction.
Autumn: *mumbles and changes movies* THERE!
AJ: WHOOO HOO *hugs Autumn*
Tre: *mumbles* I'd rather watch Goonies
Nick: Ohh yea...Goonies lets watch Goonies *jumping up and down*
Kevin: Sit down and shut up Nick
Autumn: *laughs at Nick*
Nick I know...it sucks
Fred: McLean, why you huggin my girl?
AJ: Huh? ummmm *looks at Autumn* Oh cause she's like my sister man.
Fred: Well...try not to be too close of a brother would ya?
Tre: Idiot
Kevin: Watch the movie...guys
Autumn: Me your sister? AH scary thought. I'd be as tattooed as you and a freak and so on..
AJ: Shut up Autumn
Fred: Aww man not THIS movie...this movie sucks
AJ: HEY it does not. I sit and put up with your movies Durst.
Fred: Put up with? Man at least it's not confusing. Watching this movie after a while makes you feel like...you've been talking to Nick too long
Nick: HEY! What's that supposed to mean?
Tre: Great...here we go. Thanks Autumn..thanks a lot
Nick: Really. Now we have to suffer.
Autumn: Sorry...you know it was either this, Fight Club or Fred playing break stuff with the server...*thinks* Um...I mean..um..uh..crap. Thanks a lot AJ
Fred: What? What did you just say?
Tre: Ummm she said you playing break stuff on the ummm stereo..yea
Fred: That's not what I heard Tre. Autumn? What is going on? Did you and Tre pull a cluck man on me?
Kevin: Will that always haunt me?
Tre: HEY!! I had nothing to do with the video Nick shot. *glaring looks from Nick and Autumn* Oops
Nick and Autumn: TRE!
AJ: Busted!!!
Tre: Uhhh umm...well uhh sorry. I didn't mean too. He just uhh blamed me and it just came out
Autumn: I ..Um..I didn't..Um... It was Nick's idea
Nick: Me? Oh no it was your idea too Autumn. You told me to get him as payback
Autumn: Well I didn't know you would be stupid enough to do it Carter! I was kidding!
AJ: There was the mistake Autumn...he took you serious
Nick: Well of course I did it. Don't tell me you were kidding cause I know you weren't. You aren't gonna put all this on me. *glares at Autumn*
Fred: I want to know what the hell is going on and I want to know NOW!! No more of this he did it she did it crap, tell me the truth now. *looks at Autumn*
AJ: *ginning and singing* It's all about the he said she said bull....*stops when he notices the glares*
Autumn: ME!! Why do I have to tell you? Why doesn't Nick? It ain't fair and AJ..shut up
Fred: You because I know you will tell me the truth...at least I hope you would. Yes Aj shut up.
Howie: I wish someone would tell him something so we can watch the video *grins*
Tre: You expect her to tell you the truth? The same girl that once told you that she accidently misplaced Fight Club when she really hid it in the car?
Autumn: TRE!!!
Tre: Oops again. Boy I'm on a roll aren't I? Look Fred umm the video wasn't done with malice *trying to stifle a laugh* it was all done in love.
Kevin: *whispering to Brian* If that's love I'd hate to see malice.
Fred: Autumn.....now. And I don't want to hear any of this he made me or she made me and none of this all in love bull.
Autumn: *thinking* Well, I..um..AJ.. um.. Uhhhhhh
AJ: AJ? no no no Aj umm uhh nothing, I had nothing to do with it, it was you and Nick.
Kevin: Come on guys just tell the man
Nick: Yeah tell the angry pissed man Autumn....we all want to hear it.
Autumn: SHUT UP Blondie. Don't make me spear you!
AJ: Yeah man you don't want her to spear you. *rubbing his stomach*
Fred: This is getting old fast. Tell me or you will all have to sit and watch Fight club for the next week straight!
Autumn and AJ: HELL NO!
Autumn: Well Nick..you gonna tell him?
Nick: ME? hell no, you are. It was your idea in the first place, I just went along with it.
Tre: Guys, I really don't wanna watch Fight Club one more time let alone for a week straight so please tell him
AJ: Yeah Autumn...be strong. What you afraid of?
Autumn: You're right. *looks at Fred* It...*lip quivers and she breaks down crying*
AJ: Oh geesh
Tre: *smiling and thinking to self* Ohh she is good.
Kevin: Geeeze should I get the tissue?
Fred: Autumn....I'm not as stupid as Carter looks. Stop the damn act and tell me now or else.
Autumn: *looks up and knows the look and says fast* itwasallmeantinfunandinevermeantohurtyouc auseireallyloveyoubuthefilmedit
Fred: Ok and NOW in the language that we all speak
Tre: I understood her. Why didn't you guys?
AJ: Of course you understood her. You and her share a brain cell.
Autumn: I said *grinning and saying it really super slow* i t w a s a l l m e a n t i n f u n *looks up and sees the red face of Fred*
Tre: Uhh girl, I realize you wanna be funny but I don't think now is the time.
Brian: Fred looks like he's gonna blow a gasket
Autumn: FINE! I said that it was all meant in damn fun and that I never meant to hurt you cause I really do love you and he filmed the damn thing. There! *sits down, angry*
Fred: Carter, what you have to say for yourself?
Nick: ME? What the hell? It was her damn idea and I get in trouble? That's messed up.
Tre: *walks over to Autumn* See what you did, you upset her.
AJ: Yeah but you DID go along with it.
Nick: Shut up AJ. *looking at Fred* It was all her idea. Who you gonna believe?
Fred: For some unknown reason, I believe both of you. I believe it was her idea but I do know you went along with it
Kevin: I'm glad someone else gets to put out the punishment on this one.
AJ: WOW..I was sure he'd believe Autumn wasn't behind it
Autumn: You want to be speared again? So I guess I take my punishment...oh gosh how horrible is it gonna be Fred?
Tre: Aj, I think you should just keep your mouth shut before you become a permenant fixture on the floor from being speard so often.
Nick: Yea, what's her punishment Fred?
Autumn: What's it really matter? I'm hurting here because I feel bad for what I done. *Looks up at Fred with puppy dog eyes*
Brian: *to Howie* Damn she's trying her best to get out of whatever it is, ain't she?
Howie: Yea she is, and doing damn good.
Fred: Ohhh no Autumn sweetie, you aren't getting out of this with the puppy dog eyes, not this time.
Nick: HA HA HA
Autumn: I hate you AJ....you told me it would work.
AJ: Huh? Me? What?
Tre: Alexander..what did you do?
Autumn: He taught me the puppy dog look and said it wouldn't fail cause it always worked on you and I wasted a lot of money on hats to get the look right.
AJ: *speechless*
Tre: *slaps Aj upside the head* How could you?
Kevin: Now how did this get turned around to where Aj is the one in trouble?
Autumn: *grins and thinks the attention is off her*
AJ: Fred, don't forget to make her punishment good. Oh idea..make her watch Pulp Fiction
Autumn: No way...that's cruel and unusual punishment!
Tre: Aj, you need to watch something other then pulp fiction, it's scarred you.
Nick: Well at least I don't have a punishment.
Autumn: BULL! I suffer you do too. Damn Fred just tell me what the punishment is so I can look forward to not liking it
Brian: Yea come on Fred, tell her so we can get back to whatever it was we were doing...
Howie: *laughing* We were watching Fred beat up the *Fred glares at him*...umm trying to find something
Autumn: What's wrong we weak? We scared? I have to live with him!
Nick: I ain't scared of Fred.
Kevin: Yeah right, you jump if he puts his hand on your shoulder
Aj: I'm not scared of Durst, he's nothing, I can take him.
Autumn: Take him where? To McDonald's for lunch?
Tre: That was *laughing*
Aj: *glaring at Tre* That was...what?
Nick: Come on Durst give her her punishment, I can't wait.
Fred: I'm thinking. I don't want to be too cruel.
Tre: Wow...Fred have you gone nice? I mean taking away her ice cream is cruel
AJ: Wow never thought I'd see the day when Durst went soft...it's a sad day.
Brian: This is just....strange
Fred: SHUT UP! I have not gone soft. No f'n way.
Autumn: Great, make my punishment worse guys. Thanks a lot
Tre: Guys...we are supposed to be on Autumns side. We aren't supposed to try to get her to suffer more, geesh.
Nick: I'm only on my side. The worst for her I am hoping the best for me. *sticks his tongue out at Autumn*
Fred: Carter, if you want to keep your tounge and one day kiss a girl with it don't stick it back out at my girl, okay?
AJ: Ohhh burn
Nick: Well damn, she sticks her tongue at me and I can't at her? Oh yea...that's fair. Shut Up AJ.
Tre: Fred, lets get this over with so we can all move on with our lives, as strange as they are, what is her punishment?
AJ: Dude, don't make it something lame like she has to sleep in the closet with you or get a tattoo.
Autumn: Hey I like the first thing he said. *grins*
Tre: That isn't punishment Aj, she would like it trust me.
Kevin: Something I don't need to know
Howie Come on..give her the punishment.
AJ: Yeah and don't make it something whimpy cause I'll have to hurt you
Fred: *laughs* You hurt me, McLean, oh please I hate laughing when I'm supposed to be angry
Tre: Hun you couldn't hurt Durst if he was a fly and you had a fly swatter.
Autumn: *laughs*
Nick: *getting mad* Man Fred, tell her the punishment. I'm hungry! Howie I think we are all hungry and the pizza is getting cold. Fred lets get this over with.
Brian: He better say it soon or I'm just gonna go get some food.
Autumn: Hey maybe my punishment could be no punishment?
Fred: Nice try. But no.
AJ: Yea girl that was a good thought though. I know Fred, make her watch a Britney video over and over again.
Tre: NO!! That would be torture on all of us
Fred: *grinning* Okay..I have her punishment. Sweetie, come to the back with me.
Autumn: Um..do I gotta?
AJ: DURST!
Tre: That's not punishment...nevermind I'm not even going to go there cause I'll have to bang my head up against the wall for a few minutes.
Kevin: Yes, please leave the thoughts in your head Tre, I really don't need anymore visuals.
Fred: *after Autumn goes into the back* Does this CD look like it's gonna make Autumn's day? *shows N Sync CD*
AJ: MAN that is...ohh... *laughs*
Tre: *shouts* AUT...*Fred puts hand over her mouth*
Fred: Don't even try it.
Nick: Kevin, please say you are picking my punishment....please?
Kevin: Not this time
Tre: *watching Fred go to the back* Poor Autumn, she's gonna flip out. at least I tried to warn her *glares at AJ*
AJ: What? What'd I do? I think it's hella funny, I wasn't going to warn her.
Howie: Yeah and I have the feeling you're gonna get speared soon AJe.
AJ: Better not. I'll tell Fred she was the one who put oatmeal in his red hat. *grins*
Tre: You do that and I'll tell Fred it was you who switched the staind cd with Winger. Where did you get that cd anyway?
Kevin: Winger? Where in the hell did you get a Winger cd? sometimes you are scary Aj.
Nick: Waiiit...AJ I thought you were the one who...
Nick is cut off by Autumn's screams of torture. Everyone looks to the back and Fred walks out
Fred: Man I hated to do that. Carter, you ready for your punishment? *grins*
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