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Three friends -- Nicky, Jimmy, and Joey -- work at the carwash. But a lack of money and job satisfaction has them dreaming about a better life.

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Hey, El Cheapo! How are three hard-working guys supposed to split a $2 tip!

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When Nicky reads an article about fall of John Gotti and the "gaping hole" left in the mob hierarchy, he convinces his friends to consider becoming international crime figures.

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Back on the job at the carwash, the guys start planning their future. First, they'll need some mob nicknames. Nicky decides on Nicky "The Nose" Nicoletta -- not because he has a big nose, but because it has a ring to it. Jimmy, wants to be known as "da Butcher," but that doesn't quite reflect his personality as a ladies' man... so instead it's Jimmy "The Gent." Joey decides on Scarface. He doesn't have any scars on his face, so the name will add to his mob mystique.

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The next step in the big plan is to get some financing for their new careers. Jimmy decides to ask his dad for the money. Unfortunately for the guys, Mr. Gianelli isn't impressed with Nicky's big idea, so the guys are going to have to find their financing elsewhere.

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The guys decide to dip into their life savings to finance their mob career. Joey has over $400 saved to buy some Farberware, which gives them nearly $550 total! Time to go shopping for some cool mob clothes.

Ladies' Only section (p.s. thank you Allan for being so sensitive to the needs of your female audience)

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On the Mob "To Do" List: #1 -- Think up cool nicknames...done! Get some cool mob clothes....check! Now for item #3... Crime.

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Hijacking will be fun, and let's not forget prostitution.

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Scarface makes espresso... another mobster necessity.

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And now on to their first mob job... collecting some protection money from Birnbaum's Dry Cleaners.

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"Are you Birnbaum?" "No, but I'm the owner."

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Mr. not Birnbaum is not buying "the Nose's" offer. Even after Jimmy "the Gent" beats up a few of the clothes hangers.

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In fact, Mr. not Birnbaum decides to take matters into his own hands, and a couple of wannabe mobsters into a headlock. And Scarface jumps to the rescue.