Asinine, Foolish, Silly, Lumbering, Half-Witted, Retarded.....
Pick-up Lines.


I don't know what gets into 'em, but they always seem to find me ~ And this is what they say:

  • Call me Fred Flintstone because I can make your bedrock. ~ Wigstar

  • Sleaze who saunters up to woman in a bar: "What's it like to be a goddess?" ~ Tucker

  • Make love, not war!!! ~ Tranelle

  • My body is a temple of worship....wanna come over for midnight mass?? ~ Goddess_of_the_net

  • Was your dad an astronaut? Because he must have put the stars in your eyes... ~ Lizzard

  • What's your sign? ~ FallenAngel
  • Gee, the Angels must be tired....from plucking the stars from Heaven and adding them to you eyes. ~ FallenAngel
  • Nice shoes....wanna F***? ~ FallenAngel
  • Said to three girls in Slinky Halloween costumes by four (drunk) guys: Are any of you gals married....wanna be? ~ FallenAngel, JML, Mona
  • Nice dress....I wonder what it looks like crumbled on the floor of my bedroom? ~ FallenAngel
  • You must be tired....You've been running through my dreams all night! ~ FallenAngel
  • I know you....Miss December, right? ~ FallenAngel
  • Tonight, my place, 11:00, bring lingerie. ~ FallenAngel

  • Do you have the number for Heaven!?....Because I need to call them, there's an Angel loose! ~ JML
  • Phone Call: Do you have any plans? If you don't, you better think of something, because if you don't, I'm gonna ask you out. ~ JML
  • Said to 30 year old in bar: Are you 18 yet? ~ JML
  • Song in background: "Why Haven't I Heard From You?" Because you haven't given me your telephone number. ~ JML
  • Come on, dance with me....you don't have to know how to dance, I was a male stripper in Germany! ~ JML
  • Drink sent to table, Waitress relays message: Feel free to join our table when your friends get tired of you. ~ JML
  • Would you like a drink....or would you like to rent a Motel Room? ~ JML
  • You sing like a bird....would you like to fly with me? ~ JML
  • I hear you're waiting to appear on Star Search....my mother is friends with Ed McMahn's mother. Give me your name and number and I'll have her give him a call. ~ JML
  • Are you famous?....You must be famous....I'm sure I've seen you in one of my magizines....and I love that hidden tattoo! ~ JML
  • If you want....I can fix it so you won't have to sleep alone tonight. ~ JML
  • Cold?....You can wear my jacket....and if you're lucky....later you can wear me. ~ JML
  • From man trying to push between kiss from current boyfriend: "Would you like to dance?" ~ JML
  • To only female in bar from man barely able to sit on barstool: "You are by far the most beautiful woman here tonight." ~ JML
  • If I were 10 years younger and you were 2 foot shorter we'd have to go out. ~ JML
  • Alcohol makes me horny....what about you? ~ JML
  • To a girl on cold school bus from a boy two seats up, "Hey, come here." After she sits down he holds his arms open, "Warm me up!" ~ JML

  • Which is closer, your place or mine? ~ Tara Lynn
  • After sneeze: Gotta cold? Want me to take you home and baby you? ~ Tara Lynn
  • Do you like sand in your bathing suit? Wanna find out? ~ Tara Lynn
  • Have you see an angel lately. I have, I'm looking at one. ~ Tara Lynn
  • I see you don't have a drink. Can I buy you one? ~ Tara Lynn
  • I see you have a new hair-do. Can I play with it? ~ Tara Lynn
  • Your car or mine? ~ Tara Lynn


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