Not Bitter Club's Dating Resume If you are like us here at the not bitter club there have been times that you have felt that prospective dating partners should come with warning labels like new appliances do. That way you would know all their faults long before they left you hurting. Well now you can. Here's our new dating resume. Use this whenever you are approached or feel the need to approach a new dating prospect. Having them return it to you before the first date allows you to review the information and make specific determination long before the first kiss. Dating Resume Please print neatly punctuation and spelling are considered. Be sure of your answers before starting as it is a must that ink is used. White-out and erasiers are frowned apon. Take your time and please be careful to answer each question completely. Name: (First, Last, Middle Initial) _____________________________________________________________ Birth Date: (Include Actual Time of Day and Day of Week) _____________________________________________________________ Social Security Number: (Used by State Police for Criminal Check) _____________________________________________________________ Driver's License Number:(Used by State Police for Criminal Check) _____________________________________________________________ Current Employers Name and Address: _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ Current Salary: _____________________________________________________________ Expected Gross Income: (This Year, Five Years From Now, Ten Years From Now) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ Current Address: (Complete with Directions) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ Prior Three Addresses: (Include Name of Individual who Held Lease) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ Detail tatoo's, piecings, etc: (Tell what they are, where they can be found, and how attached you are to them.) (Including a photo would be helpful.) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ Make and Model of Car: (Include the amount paid, What is still owed and Holder of lien) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ List any and all credit cards you hold: (Include current statement) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ List any addictions you may have: (Alcohol, Drugs, or Sexual) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ List any psychological and/or medical diagnosis you may have had:(Include official documents) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ Name's and Addresses of All Past Individual's you were intimate with: (If you need more space than that provided, please throw application away and consider yourself unlikely to obtain a date from anone other than bar flies and hookers) (Include detailed reason for breakup and have initialed by ex-spouse.) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ Have you ever been unfaithful: (List on who, with who, and were you ever caught) _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ List any known or suspected children you have: (Include current support payments that are made, any support you are behind, current visitation schedule, mother's full name, and current phone number. _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ Don't forget to include current lease, last 4 check stubs, last two years tax returns, current results from aids test, gonorrhea test, and herpes test, letter of recommendation from current boss, parents, and last 3 spouses. 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