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Pharmaceutical Jokes »A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What did you do that for?" the man asks. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?" The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"  »A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a woman holding a bottle jumping up and down in the parking lot. The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman whats the matter. She replies " I saw it said 'Shake Well' after I took it". »A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription bottle with an elderly patient. "Be sure not to take this more often than every 4 hours," the pharmacist says. "Don't worry," replies the patient. "It takes me 4 hours to get the lid off". »Lady says to pharmacist: "Why does my prescription medication have 40 side effects?" Pharmacist replies: "Cause that's all we've documented so far." »A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" "You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word." »Customer gets a topical cream. Direction: apply locally two times a day. Customer says to the pharmacist: "I can't apply locally, I'm going overseas." »H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. »Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. Rules Of Lab »If you can't get the answer in the usual manner, start at the answer and derive the question. »Do not believe in miracles--rely on them. »All unmarked beakers contain fast-acting, extremely toxic poisons. »Any delicate and expensive piece of glassware will break before any use can be made of it. »Team work is essential, it allows you to blame someone else. A Little Song For You Little Johnny took a drink, Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4. Top Thoughts »Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. »Most people walk in and out of your life, But only friends leave footprints in your heart. »Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. »If love isn't a game, why are there so many players? »Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. »The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. »Don't let the past hold you back. You're missing the good stuff. »Life's short. Look around once in a while so you don't miss it. »A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. »When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,you can look beside you and your best friend will be there. »Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them,but you know they are always there. »Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. »What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? »Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. 
Top Fun Signs »Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action »Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. »Hotel: Help! We need inn - experienced people. »Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you. »Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! »Beauty Shop: Dye now! »Computer Store: Out for a quick byte »Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. »Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait. »Music Library: Bach in a minuet. Top Weird Facts! These are facts that probably you have never realized »The word "racecar", "kayak", and "radar" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. "a man a plan a canal panama" spelled backwards is still "a man a plan a canal panama" »A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. »A snail can sleep for three years. »Butterflies taste with their feet. »Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. »"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. »If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. »No word in the English language rhymes with "month". »The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. »All polar bears are left handed. »Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Top Optical Illusion    Now where did they come from?  Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the world begins with 'L'       Top What are the colors?!! Read the colors below, now say the colors(in english).Say the color not the word.!!
Top Hilarious Thoughts! »If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?  »What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? »And whose cruel idea was it to put an `S` in the word `Lisp`? »Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do 'practice`?  »What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? »Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?  »Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?  Top George W.Bush THESE PHOTOS ARE NOT PLACED HERE FOR ANY POLITICAL RESONS (AS WE DON'T HAVE ANY PLITICAL OR RELIGIOUS AFFAIRS), BUT THEY ARE JUST HERE TO SHOW OTHERS WHAT IS PLACED OUT HERE ON THE NET, AND THIS IS JUST A FUN PAGE.      Top Osama Benladen & Bush flash movie. Top How do women print a word document? 
Top Net & People      Top Ancient Japanese Proverb  Top Ring Tones Sa3'era 3al7ob Salam merab3 Sidi Wesalak Telephone So3'ayar Wa7awi ya wa7awi Nassam 3alyna elhawa 3ashara balady And remember you can download a program called "Nokia Ring tone converter", this program enables you to hear any written ring tone whether it is written as key press or as Nokia format, and not only that but u can also save the ring tone as a .wav file. It is really great. You can click here to download it Top |