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Shane is a simple lad, that me friend,Phil Mecrackwithlard is 100% compatable wif.....but there is a slight hitch to the development of this beautiful relationship, that is Phil, is afraid is to get too close, not that he is scared of commentment, he’s totally timorous (Shane stay far, far away from the thesarus...no,we love it, and use it, we do not nibble on mini Mr thesarus) of losing an limb. U may at this stage be thinking to urself, (yes thats were the pain is cumming from) “ahh begora, what the bloody feck is the malarky wif all this fat talk.” Click on the link below to find out more about the fat cunt and how we came to the conclusion that he bears resemblence to fat bastard. Coz indeed we understand the confusion we may have caused at this point in time of transmission, but we must burst the bubble of illusion that many off u may hold in ur deaR hearts, of our loyal, trustworthy pal Shane, the media has mannipulated its audience, that being U, to produce an image of “slender” Shane, “slim” Shane, “active” Shane (we’ve all seen the horse.) But dont we all know of the wonder that most models call their NBF, the da da daaaaaaaa, AIRBRUSH. So friends, families, mamaries...cum join us in the celebration of the slim person trapped in the fat body of that Westlife bloke...cum on thats face who actually knows their names? Cum on own up! |
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