Ferret LeBat lyrics

Ferrét LeBat

Welcome to the lyrics page for your friend in the fridge Ferrét LeBat!

Crack:

Comin' at you through your TV screen - it's me!
Looking through eyes of a technicolour dream
Matty - kiss my eyes
Marry me in a veil of some disguise

Come on a journey...

Sailing a river, a river of screams in the night
Despising the lies that you see inside my heart
Shove a cue stick up my ass
Shove it hard, and shove it fast

Come on a journey...

Skeet shooting:

Intensity of a mother's love
It comes floating down a river on a mother's love
I said "whoa"
I said "whoa!"

Intensity in a river of pain
We've got nothing caught and we got nothing to gain
Let's go skeet shooting!
I said skeet shooting!

Matty, you can load my gun
Matty, we can have some fun
Let's go skeet shooting
Skeet shooting

A Yule tide carol:

Marching to the beat that the drummer's playing
People of the revolution (cele)brating
C'mon people, gather 'round
'Cause there's a woman here, and she's hanging around

Matty, join the war
Fight for me, the one I adore
Matty - We want you!

Stock up on shells and fight my artillery
Come to me and we might sign a peace treaty
You killed a child in the heat of war
But I don't mind - I just love you more!
I've been shot... AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Drumming to the beat of the drummers' choir
Coming, but I shouldn't join the fire of my heart
Oh, baby

Kissing me on the field of battle
Hearing the guns and the people rattled away...
Oh no!

Livin' la vida loca:

[Speaks in "Spanish"]

You come to me like a senorita
But your name is really Peter
You're a man? AAAARGH!

I say to you I don't like men
Unless your name is Matty.
Is your name Matty? Tell me!

You tell me: are you Matty?
Do you think that we could swim?
[Speaks in "Spanish"]

The groove of the night:

Soft rhymes and a rhythm to make you groove
Come along and hold my hand
Come along and sail with me through the night
We could see some land in the noon

Oh, baby - I can't see
I've got cataracts - they're blinding me
I got hit in the face with the groove of the night
Oh my god! What a fright
I go AAARGH.... AARGH... AAARGH...

Soft hands and a rhythm to make you groove
We've got a panda and he's on the loose!
The people run and they scream, they hide
The panda sees your petty lies.
He chews through the ropes of injustice
Through the ropes- through the ropes of injustice
He's learned to fly, he's learned to groove
He rocks the world with his panda groove

The waves crash along the lonely shore
The panda cries, he looks away
(They're) Only people, they don't know
The pain he faces every day

He looks at a picture of his lost love
Could he cry a river? We will see...
As he sails, he sails without knowing
Away (from) the people, the people that he hurt
He didn't mean to, they didn't know
What his thoughts (were), where would he go?
Eats bamboo, he sits in a tree
Could they handle it? Don't ask me!
They don't know...

A broken rhythm, a tempo of the night...

Fishy Friend:

There's a man who lives in a cave
He smells like shit
I often wonder what he's doing now

I went with a walk with him
But we got attacked by goblins
I went "No! You've got my wallet!"

He tried to save me
But then I realised he was as weak as a fish,
A fish on land who had no discernable fighting skills

When will this fish learn fighting wasn't the answer?
He should live in peace with his fishy friends

But he couldn't...

He said "I'm a fish - love me for my fishy ways
"Come with me and sail upon the seas!"

Vanilla Skies:

Matty, I see you....
In the Vanilla Skies......

Ring-a-ring-a-rosy
A pocket full of posies
A glass of water in a field

The rainbow followed by a multi-coloured serpent
Diamonds in the ground

Buffalo grazing on a field of soldiers' corpses

He cries alone...
He cries alone...
The water turns to gold in the hands of a baboon
Can he see it?
Will he care?

Boxes stacked for a destination alive
Matty, I see you in the Vanilla Skies
The Skies are his lies,
The lies are the dreams,
The dreams of my eyes
Can't you see...
In the future you mean nothing to me

Could a slug cry?
Could a slug cry for his mother after he had gone?
Could the slug cry? Tell me.

He's feeling numb
The pain has come
When they break him down to his knees...
Let him seize the day...
The day...

Sex Jam:

Take your time
Move about
Feel the rhyme
It's time to shout!
Feel the heartbeat
Of a nation
It's coming!
Celebration! It's...

SEX JAM!!!

You're home alone
In your house
With flaming loins
I'm here to douse
Coming at you
To your street
Feel the rhythm
Of my beat! It's...

SEX JAM!!!!

SEX JAM!!!!!

Take your time
Move about
Feel the heart
It's time to shout!
Can you feel it?
Coz I do!
What the hell?
ARGH!

SEX JAM!!!

SEX JAM!!!!!

I've got AIDS:

Check me out!
Ch-check me out! I've got rhythm!
Take me out!
T-take me out! I've got soul!
Leave me here!
Lea-leave me here! I feel the groove
Check me in!
Che-check me in! I've got AIDS!!!!

Kiss me daddy
Kiss kiss me daddy...

The High Seas of My Heart:

Waking up alone in the bed, I didn't see you
Waking up with no pants on, they weren't there
The seas were rocking!
The seas were mellow!
It wasn't calm, my good fellow, tell me...

Kiss me there, on the high seas of my heart
Kiss me, Matty.
AAARGGH

It wasn't long
It wasn't there
You had shaved all your pubic hair

Free fish for the undertaker!
AAAAAARRGH!

(but no whiting - it's fucking expensive)

Psychedelic Op-shopping:

Seven seconds 'til the midday sun
Two moments and I've gotta run away from here
Because it's psychedelic!
Psychedelic!

Rainbow colours on my retinas - I'm screaming!

One time - break it down for me
Two times - and we can not see!
It's the war!
It's the war!

People getting shot in the face
You don't come back from that!
It's not your time!
It's not your time - don't die!!!!

SAXOPHONE SOLO!!

Little Bobby, 23
Went to war - he sailed the seas
He was meant to be my friend
We went op-shopping on the weekend
But now he's dead!
Because of the war
Because of the war

Barbara Kettle, 82
Recruited 1973
She got a gun
She got a hat
But she wasn't immortal
She couldn't take that
Now she's dead!
The war
The war

Who is next to fight this war?
Be a stool pigeon in this war?
It could be you!
It could be me!
It could be...... [gunshots]

Matty?

My Friend, The Snowman:

Snow... man
Snow... man
Go, man! Go, man!
You're The Snowman!

Oriental Assplug:

"Hey! You talkin' to me!?"
"What gives you the right, mister?"
"You better watch where you're steppin' boy, coz you're about to get a foot up yo ass!"
"You may have found that ticket in a chocolate bar, but this ain't no chocolate factory you're about to explore!"

My assplug brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like "(fuck!) its better than yours!"
Damn right it's better than yours!

I could teach you, but I'd have to thrust!

Thrust, thrust, thrust away, into the beauty of my thrusting
In the stars, in the stars
And we'll float across the rainbows of our eyes
Like chimps in space, thrusting.

If love was a war... (then I'm all out of handgrenades [screams, explode]):

Hey now, Matty, kiss me
Coz I've got nothing left to lose
Spent my money on crack
Cheap hookers and lots of booze

So just love me for me
Kiss me while we dance
Under stars of loving
And stars of the past

Oh, Matty
You never wanted to have a child with me
But guess what?...
I'm pregnant!

Why did this happen when our love was like a fern?
A beautiful fern
A sapling under the beauty of light

But now you stole my wallet
And you left me in the dust
And you've run to Mexico
With my slut of a wife!

But I'm still pregnant...

I'm still pregnant
You're still not.

Safari [bonus track]

Hey now, we're going on safari
In the wonderland of my eyes
Hey you! Board the bus for safari land
Where we'll see some baboons

Look at the monkey with the white/golden hair
Looks like he's fun to be around
But when monkeys have an issue
Then we don't know how to clown around

Hey you! I'm going to a chimpanzee
I guess he's got no friends
Hey, Bill! Better give that chimp a banana
Coz he's about to rearrange your face into a mosaic of wonders

Hey, kids! Wanna know where babies come from?
Ask your mum!
Coz its not time to know
Where you came from

Know what? There's something mesmerising
'Bout a mammal in an incubator
Hey, you! Chimp that's flying into space
You'd better thrust amongst the stars

You know they say
Intelligent life's not out there
Well, they sent a chimp
And he's pretty damn smart

You know what's strange?
When you're on a safari
And you think you're safe in the water
Then a chimp jumps out and steals your eyes for his cave of wonders

Yahoo! We've finished on safari
And the van has pulled up here
The monkeys, they wave goodbye
I won't forget them 'til I die

Hey, Bill! I'll meet up for a coffee with you later
We'll talk about the things we saw
How that one, he flung his faeces at you
And you went "...that's pretty sick"

HEY!!!

Sexy Mama [bonus track]

Hey! Tell me what's going on.....
...around here!

This one's an eat-job, baby
Sexy Mama!
Come over here tonight

I know you came here with him
But has he got one of these?
Hey, Sexy Mama!
What you doing with him?

He's got no legs
Four arms
And no head

Hey, Hoochie Mama!
Why wont you come over here tonight?
I'm not over there
I'm over here
Tonight

Hey, Hoochie Mama!
Kiss me...

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