Ferrét LeBat
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Beauty Queen:
Looking at you through your
window,
You look beautiful, beautiful.
Looking at you through your window,
You look beautiful, beautiful.
Beauty is your name, and your name is long
'Cause you're beautiful.
Beauty is your name, and your name is long
'Cause you're beautiful.
Your name is Matty!
Ooh, Beauty Queen,
Kiss me now! Kiss me now!
Ooh, Beauty Queen,
Kiss me now! Kiss me now, Beauty Queen...
Beauty Queen,
Beauty Queen,
Who were you seen with, Beauty Queen?
Matty A-hole:
You didn't see what you wanted
to see.
Sail away with me...
I once [inaudible]
And you kissed me.
In [inaudible] so bad
And you missed me.
You smell, but I love you anyway.
You said I am gay, but I love you anyway.
Kiss me
softly
on my ass...
Your ass is as tender as the seas go by
And the whales...
Matty cry:
You sneezed on my heart
And you sneezed on my soul.
You say you love me
But it's rock'n'roll.
Matty, you died in a coffin
Because that's where people die.
Matty cry.
Matty-Jim:
Matty, I didn't sleep with Jim
last night.
You came in and gave me an awful fright...
AARGH!
Matty, Matty, where will you be?
When we're loving each other, loving each other.
Matty, Matty, where will you be?
When we're loving each other, loving each other!
Matty, where will you be when we're loving each other?...
Matty Daughter:
We used to sit around on
Sundays and listen to Norah Jones
Then you ran away with our daughter and other children.
How could you leave me for our daughter when we wanted to make a family of our own
Oh, wait - I forgot we had a daughter together...
Kiss me, kiss me - passionately
Kiss me, kiss me - blurr blurr blurr
Kiss me, kiss me...
Matty-jar:
We met in a bar
A beautiful day with a rainbow
And you looked into my eyes...
What a beautiful surprise!
With those beautiful eyes!
They looked like a rainbow condensed in a jar
A beautiful jar -
A beautiful manly jar.
I longed for your touch,
You longed for my genitals.
And it began like this.
You saw me in a bar and you thought you loved me.
How wrong you were...
Because you never did see me again...
Never again...
Matty should:
Let me serenade you!
A song of the poo!
Oh, Matty! You...
Matty, can you say what you want me to say
Why cant you love me that way?
I want you that way!
Kiss me now!
Kiss me now!
Not right there - down a bit!
Aaaargh!
Matty, I love you like I should...
Sleeping with Matty:
Matty, when will you learn
what you say to me is special
Special to me
Oh, Matty, when will you care what you say to me
'Cause you're sleeping with me
Oh, Matty
Matty, Matty, Matty,
Matty, Matty, Matty
Sleeping with me
Sleeping with me
Can you say what you want me to say
When you're sleeping with me?
Can you say what you want me to say
When you're sleeping with me?
When will you learn
I'm not a sex toy!
Aargh!
Sunset of Matty's Love:
You look into my eyes and I
see
The sunset of your love
Of your love
I look into your eyes and I see
The beauty of the spirit floating
Set the whales free!
Set the whales free!
Matty, Matty, sail away with me on a sailing boat
We will hunt whales and set them free!
Sail away with me!
Sail away with me!
Blurr blurr blurr...
You look into my eyes and I want
To hold you near,
Protect you from the seas
Then you say you love me
Like tuna loves other fish it eats in the seas
What is my obsession with seas
When I look into your eyes?
Tell me please
Ah ah ah
Tuna tuna
Coffee Table:
Sex on the coffee table!
Sex on the coffee table!
That's what reminds me of you.
You defecated on my head but I still love you.
Ass! Ass! Biscuits! Biscuits!
Matty, I love you....
Sex! Sex! Coffee table!
Matty Death:
You went away from me,
Sailing away on a see of death...
Death...
Why couldn't you take me with you?
I long for sweet release...
Sweet release...
Break it down y'all
Why could you only leave me
here to cry alone?
Matty, come home.
Matty-gay:
Matty, kiss me
And serenade me somehow
Somehow, somehow, somehow, somehow, somehow...
Matty, Matty, Matty, you say you love me,
But you say a lot of things
Such as you've got herpes
And you don't like to sleep with me
Matty, Matty, Matty, kiss me again
Kiss me again!
Matty-kisses:
Matty came along one day
He didn't even say what he wanted to say.
Oh, Matty! Why dont you kiss me?
Matty, why won't you want me
When I slept with your mother in the bar
Oh, Matty! When you kiss me softly
I want passion
I want love
I want loving with a dove, oh, Matty
Will you sleep with me?
Matty-love:
Matty was a woman who did
nothing but cry
He wanted love, but instead he did die
Oh Matty, where will you be?
When will we be together in heaven?
Matty-puppy:
Matty, you came and you saw me
A letter - a letter of love... oh, Matty.
Matty, Matty, Matty,
Why wont you love me for who I am...
And not how I smell
Oh, Matty, I love you...
I love you so much.
I bought you a puppy
And put him in a present underneath your tree
But you still hate me!
Matty - kiss me like you know you should
Matty - kiss me like you should...
Matty sailing away:
Why, when I asked you, you
sailed away
On a boat, my poo-pirate today.
You said you'd be a pirate,
You said you'd be my friend
But then our love didn't come
And it sailed you to the end of the world.
Oh Matty, kiss me
Can't you see we're meant to be?
Matty, can't you sing me a song of the seas
The seas of my heart.
Oh Matty, will you kiss me passionately one more time?
One more time...
Oh Matty, kiss me softly
I love you.
Matty-thighs:
You say you love me like
yesterday
(yester-yesterday)
You say you'd kiss me but it went away
(just for [inaudible] me)
Oh Matty, love me like you knew you should
Oh Matty, kiss me like you knew you could
It's chorus time!
Matty, Matty, Matty,
Embrace me in your manly arms tonight
Matty,
Embrace me in your thighs
What have I done?
MattyVietnam:
You left me alone.
You didn't say goodbye.
You didn't kiss me goodnight.
Didn't hold me when I cried.
Why did you go to Vietnam?
Packing your bags and taking soft hands away from me...
Leaving me here...
Matty-woman:
Matty, where will you be?
Matty, who will you see?
Matty, will you love me?
Or do you consider me a little free?
Matty, I love you like a woman should,
Then I'm going to love you some more, Matty.
Matty, I love you like a woman should,
Then I'm going to love you more... more!
Break it down!
Matty...?