These are basically
just the results of some online tests that I’ve taken.
Tests taken from: www.thespark.com
~Who’s Your TV Family?
The Simpsons
Cue the blue skies, white clouds, and heavenly chorus — your family is most
like everyone's favorite
(Sweeet!! This is the only family show I
like watching. J)
~Who Were You in High School?
Teacher's
Pet
"Excuse me, I think you forgot to give us homework." Being the
teacher's pet probably didn't win you any popularity contests (outside of the
faculty lounge, that is). But so what? You weren't
being graded by your fellow students. These days, your attention to detail and
the ability to read a situation are part of what make you successful. No one
knows the rules better than you; and no one knows better how to grease the
palms that make those rules run in your favor.
Back in high school, your peers might have voted you "most likely to
brownnose." But they probably didn't foresee the utility of perfecting the
art of the schmooze — and at such a young age! That's a talent that will take
you far even if you're not in law, politics, or sales. Sure, some things might
have changed since your glory days. But at least some of the tables have
turned. Back then an apple might have swayed you toward an "A." Now
it can land you box seats at the Super Bowl or that promotion you've been after!
(This
isn’t me, I swear! I know I know… I’m still in high school. *sigh*)
~Which Homestar
Runner Character Are You?
Awww… isn’t it so cute?
~What’s your power hour?
Sharp
at Sunset
That's right, when the sun goes down, your energy and
creativity go way up. This is your on time, when you're most inspired thoughts
come pouring in and when you're most motivated to venture out. Are you into
sports, dinner parties, or just hanging out with friends as the sun sinks out
of sight? We thought so. Because that's the time of day that really empowers
you and makes you feel alert.
You're especially dynamic at dinner, cocktail parties, and early
evening functions, when your persistent wit and wisdom are at their finest. And
after dinner, when everyone else is putting on their jackets and preparing to
head home, you're the kind of person who stays alert, inquisitive, and ready
for more world-changing conversation.
Being such a superstar at sunset has its drawbacks too. Right when you're
coming up with your most fantastic ideas, most of the world is too tired to
listen. Sure, this might leave you with a limited audience from time to time,
but when you're on, you're on, and those lucky enough to be around value your
enthusiasm. But even superstars hit a slump at some point in the day. That's
when you need to remind yourself that there are tricks to get you through. Like
grabbing an extra cup of coffee, getting some fresh air, or taking a power
shower to rejuvenate you. And when that happens, there's no stopping you. Every
hour can be your power hour!
(Dang…
and it’s wasted on homework!)
~Which Sanrio Character are
you?
I
haven’t met this Den Den…
~Who
is your Ideal Lord of the Rings (male) Mate?
DAMN!
Life can’t get this good…
~What drink are you?
“You got the hooch, baby, the only sweetest thing in the world.”
CONGRATS!
You're a Vampire! Hisssss! You're the oddball who
sits quietly at parties. You rarely speak, but when you do, it’s usually so
crazy that you probably shouldn’t have said it at all. You dumb vampire.
~The
Emotional IQ Test
This
number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered
correctly on Emode's Emotional IQ test. But your
Emotional IQ score is much more than just a number: it's an indicator of
success.
Research has shown that people with high emotional intelligence scores — not
necessarily those with the highest IQ scores — tend to be the most valued and
productive employees and have the longest and happiest romantic relationships.
So, where are you most emotionally smart? Your test results show that
your strongest suit is empathy — your ability to see things from someone
else's point of view.
~What's
Your Goddess Identity?
Angel
Just like the haloed and winged guardians of good, you truly have a heart of
gold, sweet Angel. Whenever there's a chance to pitch in, save the day or just make
life easier for the people around you, you're the one for the job.
You don't just jump in without planning — you use your angelic head
to figure out how to do things right the first time, like only the most
dependable goddesses can. Whether brainstorming a new solution to a problem,
planning a surprise party for your parents, or lending your friends a wing to
cry on, you've got the right instincts, so follow them whenever you can. As
natural as it is for you to take care of the people around you, don't forget to
treat yourself right, too. The best friendships, and loves, of a lifetime tend
to blossom when you become your own guardian angel.
So don't listen to those who say nice girls finish last. People have always
seen you as a goddess of thoughtfulness and good intentions, and it hasn't
slowed you down a bit. All in all, Angel, you've got it made with your glowing
attitude and ability to see from on high. So get out there and change the
world!
(Muahahahaha)
~Inner Child Test
Rented Stepchild
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Child) Your inner
child is the Rented Stepchild (NIDC) --who the world likes to kick in the head.
Abandoned and left adrift you have issues with love, hate and everything in
between. With all these issues going against your inner child, he still manages
to put the *fun* in dysfunctional: when your inner child wants to laugh, he
cries. When he wants to leap, he crumbles. Dance, sit. And so forth.
The cool thing is that
all of these problems aren't that unconscious and can be easily
"fixed." Simply buy a significant other, marry some possessions and
then create stepchildren of your own. Pass off your problems to them,
inheritance style, and you'll immediately start to feel better!
~The Gender Test
Yes, that means that
the test has verified that I am a female.
~The Bitch Test
I am certifiably 23% bitch. How other people who have taken this
test compare: 1% same as me, 10% less bitchy than I, 89% bitchier than me. (Naw… that can’t be
right.)
~What’s your Superpower?
Don't look
now! Your inner superpower is INVISIBILITY!
Your answers show a remarkable talent for secrecy and hidden observation
slumbering someplace beneath your quiet exterior. Awaken those dormant powers,
and soon you'll find yourself completely hidden from the eyes of all. Okay,
it's true that invisibility can sometimes be annoying. People tend to ignore
you. At restaurants it might take a while for you to be served. But don't take
it personally. They don't do it out of spite. It's just that you are, after
all, sometimes a little difficult to see. Don't let it get you down. In this
hectic world where it seems like everybody wants a piece of your time,
invisibility is your ticket to freedom. When you think about it, being
invisible has all sorts of bonuses. Take, for instance, the ability to find
privacy and solitude in any circumstance. Then there's the special perk of
being able to sneak unnoticed through crowded rooms, easily avoiding all the
annoying people you'd rather not talk to. And that's just a
start — imagine strolling naked through a crowded street for laughs!
You've probably wished many times that you could just disappear. Well, now you
can. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, think of transparent things and
prepare to be invisible.
~What’s your true color?
Your color
is red, the color of racy sports cars, blushing cheeks, and luscious
roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by
red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act
spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without
thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for
people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you
pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what
you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour
all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your
passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble
with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling
fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the
results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more
completely than you do.
(Something’s
got to be wrong…)
~The Celebrity Matchmaker
Order in the court! Yeah, we mean you. We know it's exciting that Practice
hottie Dylan McDermott is your celebrity
match, but for heaven's sake, calm down. After all, the TV lawyer may be tall, dark,
handsome, smart, suave... Actually, on second thought, woo hoo!
Celebrate all you want; this brainy babe (and ex-fiancé of Julia
Roberts) is exactly the right kind of guy for you — you love men who sweep you
off your feet with their words, not just their biceps. We can just picture the
two of you on a date: candlelight, a vintage wine, a deep discussion about
literature or foreign film. Definitely swoon-worthy.
He may be married (and a daddy!) in real life, but in the TV show in your head,
we the jury find that this bright East Coast hunk is all yours. (…Whossat?)
~Are you a healthy Eater?
When
You Eat
There are
three components to healthy eating: when, what, and how. You seem to have a
problem with "when" you eat your food. This could indicate that you
do not eat on a regular schedule and that you are probably not consistent with
the amount of food you eat at one sitting. This can be problematic because your
body probably doesn't know when you will be eating and when it should start
metabolizing what you put into it. This can lead to a slow or inefficient
metabolism, which means your body may not be efficiently using the food you are
giving it. The best thing to do is to get on a regular schedule of eating and
to spread out the food you eat over the day.
What
You Eat
The second component to healthy eating is "what",
and you seem to have some problems and inconsistency in this area. What you put
in your body will determine how efficiently it gets you through your days. You
probably eat healthy food sometimes and not-so-healthy food at other times. If
you are not eating the kinds of food that are good for you and that your body
needs, you might be at risk of developing health problems, or at the least,
being worn out and having a body that is working inefficiently. You need to be
a bit more aware of what is good for you and what isn't and start taking better
care of your body. But remember that change takes time, so don't try to change
all of your patterns and habits at once. Do it at a pace that will result in
permanent change. Eliminating one bad habit for the rest of your life is better
than eliminating a lot of them for a few days before you give up and take them
all up again!
How
You Eat
The third component of healthy eating is "how" you
eat. This refers to your intake habits - how much you eat at a time. You seem
to have some minor problems in this area! This probably means that you
sometimes skip meals, eat one big meal a day, and eat quickly. These are all
habits that are unhealthy and do not benefit your body. You need to learn to
space out your eating throughout the day, eat regularly, and slow down when you
are eating! That is the only way your body can efficiently deal with the fuel
you are giving it. So, although you are doing the right thing some of the time,
you need to learn to do it all of the time.
~The
Identity Test
Openness
To Experience
Your medium score in the Openness category means that you
are moderately interested in the creative arts. You probably show some real
imagination at certain times, or display a strong curiosity towards the new.
But these moments are balanced by a more practical focus on the pragmatic
concerns and realities of everyday life. Rather than letting your mind wander
too far, you prefer to remain relatively focused. These aspects of your
personality reflect a character somewhere between a conservative and a dreamer.
Conscientiousness
Your medium score in the Conscientiousness category means that
you have achieved a solid balance in your outlook towards responsibility. You
are probably somewhat organized, with a little room for improvement. Your
priorities probably reflect a mix of work and play. Thoughtfulness
characterizes your thinking style, so you give gravity to important decisions
without making a big deal out of minor issues. You are probably serious about
achieving success, but do not feel completely driven by this motivation. All in
all, you've got a very healthy perspective on work and duty.
Extraversion
Your
high score in the Extraversion category defines your social identity. You
probably feel very comfortable with a large number of people, and enjoy
spending your time with them. In fact, chances are that you'd prefer to be
among people than by yourself. Isolation can feel like punishment. Your
vigorous and active style of interaction makes you an excellent leader.
Equally, you can be a very warm friend. You probably are someone who enjoys
excitement and looks for thrills where you can find them. Your cheerful
exuberance means that you are probably quite popular in your social circle.
Agreeableness
The Agreeableness category refers to your social
disposition. Your medium score indicates someone who balances the priorities of
your own inner voice with the needs of others. You tend to be concerned with
the harmony of the group, while maintaining a certain
independence. Depending on the situation, you might adopt a stance that defers
to the wishes of others, or else assert your own individuality. In this way,
you have a great deal of tact, and believe in the situational equality of
people. You probably have an approachable and kind personality. People probably
admire you for your ability to speak your mind when appropriate.
Negative
Emotionality
Negative Emotionality refers to your emotional reactivity.
Your medium score means that you're someone who negotiates your emotions
depending on your situation. Sometimes you may feel quite sensitive and
emotional, while other times you may remain resilient to outside pressures.
This quality of adaptation best describes your emotional character. You
maintain a rational outlook, which is moderated by feelings. For example, you
can sometimes feel sad, stressed, worried or embarrassed under the weight of a
situation, but you are able to act quite calm and reserved, without yielding to
the stress. Responsive, without being overly reactive, is the best way to
describe you.
~Are
you Evil?
Good for you, you're human. We all have evil thoughts, and you may
have acted on a few of yours, but you're probably okay traveling through
Buffy's turf. Or maybe you're an aspiring evil person and you've never given
yourself a real chance. Go ahead and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited —
but ultimately harmless — pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind
your co-workers' backs won't flood you with bad karma. So keep listening to
that conscience of yours, but don't worry about tuning it out every so often.
Keep reading for more evil details!
Okay,
admit it — sometimes you'd rather avoid face-to-face conflict. Now, was telling
us that to our face so hard? No. Being up front about any concerns as soon as
you have them, rather than letting them build up and turn into, say, a
tire-slashing incident, is a good thing. And it sure beats getting a reputation
as someone with a taste for revenge. Sure, you probably wouldn't make a very
good bouncer, but that's okay. Take comfort from the fact that, overall, we
think you're just swell.
We're
not going to say you're a bad person, but you're toeing the line. A little
advice: Try to think about how your victim will feel before you pull your next
dirty prank (we don't care how funny it is when you take out a classifed ad and sell someone's car for them). You may think
cruelty is funny, but your friends don't — especially the ones who've been
burned by your verging-on-evil ways. Listen to your conscience a little more,
okay?
~Are you a Slacker?
You little slacker, you! You have a well-developed sense of how NOT to get things done, but you're not the least-motivated kid on the block. You make at least some attempt to work efficiently. As a demi-slacker, you definitely operate on your own schedule. Today means tomorrow, and tomorrow means next week. You'll get the job done eventually, but no one's holding their breath. Your friends and coworkers probably don't rely on you to be punctual or finish time-sensitive projects. If they do, it's their own darn fault, right? There are some benefits to being a part-time slacker: you rarely feel rushed, and you most likely lead a stress-free life. Plus, you accomplish more than the full-on slacker! The downside is that your work, social, and personal life might suffer from your consistent anything-goes attitude. If they do, it's time to make a change. If they don't, there's no immediate need to fix anything.
~Are you a Looney?
It only happens once in a blue
moon, but when you cut loose, you really cut loose. We wouldn't call you
loony, but you might qualify for loon-ish. Because while you've been known to have your moments of insanity,
you're usually the model of decorum. That's why people are so tickled
when you do occasionally do and say off-the-wall, goofy things. But you usually
tend to keep your emotions and behavior strictly in check — making sure the
scales are firmly tipped toward "sanity" is something you take pride
in. That said, it wouldn't hurt to indulge your loony
side a little more often. Being dependable and reliable is one thing; being
predictable is something else entirely. So leave work early and go fly a kite.
Hire a skywriter to inscribe your squeeze's name in midair. Make a point of
leaving room for spontaneity and craziness in your life — trust us, it's lots of fun.
~Handwriting Analysis
Left Maragin
Looks like
you're always ahead of yourself! Your wide left margin indicates that you put
the past far behind you. Are you running away from something or just embracing
the future? Either way, you manage to jump into new things without looking
back.
Right Maragin
Does the
future seem a little daunting? Well, that wide right margin of yours tells us
it might. It seems that you hesitate before beginning new projects. Caution is
a good thing, but don't let it break your stride. (Well, well, well, isn’t this
contradicting?)
Dots
Hold your
horses! A high dot that's offset to the right indicates an adventurous,
sometimes impatient, but always spontaneous person.
Baseline
But that's
not in the rulebook! Writers who hug the baseline tend to play life by the
rules. You probably value security and stability over adventure and excitement.
Pragmatic and particular, your life is always kept in control and running
smoothly.
Evenness
If life is a
balancing act, you're doing pretty well. A moderately straight baseline
indicates a well-balanced person who is both dependable and flexible. You've
got good common sense and can solve problems creatively. Keep on this track,
and you'll be able to handle whatever life sends your way.
Slantlines
You are
feeling very sleepy. Falling baselines indicate some sort of fatigue. You could
be physically tired, possibly bored at work, or in a pessimistic frame of mind.
Crossbars
Quick!
What's 2 plus 2? T bars that connect to other letters point to a sharp
intellect and a resourceful person.
Slant
Letters
You're warm
and approachable. A right slant indicates a general penness
and ease of expression. You're probably very in touch with our emotions and
aren't afraid to let them show. People enjoy your asygoing
nature and admire your sincerity.
~What’s your
Monster?
Vampire
The vampire is your monster match—the dentally endowed
child of the night. This Halloween, take a nap during the day so you can make
it from dusk 'til dawn. Like the "undead" themselves, you demonstrate
eternal youth and an appetite for living that is contagious (no biting
necessary). When the sun goes down, you have an uncanny sense of
where to be and when to show up.
Even if you decide to strap on the udders and dress as a dairy cow, you still
have a certain suave gracefulness that permeates even the silliest of costumes.
Lay off the garlic and you'll have no trouble getting that special victim back
to your coffin for a little nibble. Pace yourself Vampires, you're going to
need to save a little energy for the day after. Dracula can't see his
reflection in the mirror, but luckily, you can. So don't forget to freshen up a
little after your Halloween weekend. (Hooray! And I didn’t even rig the thing.)
~What color is
your Aura?
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold
vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good
as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy,
playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd
give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all
those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost
childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and
outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light
and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead,
you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the
occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
~Are you a Material
Girl?
Looks like you don't possess-to-impress! You probably follow the
trends and have nice things, but you don't abide by the "he who dies with
the most toys wins" philosophy. You don't focus on living in luxury. Of
course you do indulge yourself every once in a while. You probably pick and
choose where you're going to spend your money and your energy. You might want
the top-of-the-line sound system, or maybe you purchase all the breakthrough
miracle skin-care products. There's nothing wrong with that! You've probably
got your motivations in the right place. You don't buy brands just to show off
the label or drive a convertible to insinuate that you're rolling in cash. It's
easy to get caught up in our "check me out" society, but you've
avoided that path. Whether you have extravagant tastes or not, your spending style is motivated by your values. So, pat
yourself on the back. You're a rare and admirable breed!
~Are you an
Open-Book?
Your
score shows how much you value your privacy. Your emotions aren't out there in
broad circulation -- you prefer to keep them hidden on the shelf. Clearly,
there are many "chapters" of your life kept off-limits, even from
close friends. This strategy can keep you from getting hurt by others, but
there's a downside, too. With less intimacy, you might feel that your personal
relationships are not very satisfying. It can be difficult for some people to
open up to others, but perhaps you should choose a couple of chapters that
aren't too personal and try sharing them with a close friend. Dust off that old
volume and open it up -- you may find that your friend responds in a very
positive way.
~Disney
Princess… Who are you?
You're Jasmine!
You
are one of the first Disney princesses to stand up for her rights as a woman.
While you may NOT be a prize to be won, you are still quite the hottie, especially in that red harem girl outfit. Even when
things may not seem the best at home, try to remember that running away from
your problems solves little. You are easily tricked and manipulated, both by
your enemies and people who love you. You have a special fondness for tigers.
(I’m
not a ho!!... it’s the black
hair resemblance.)
~What’s your emotional age?
Less Mature More
Mature
Behavior:
There are countless reasons why people may act or feel a certain age at any
given point in their lives. Feeling a certain age is not a static thing, nor is
it something that always follows a pre-determined pattern. Some people act older when they are children then have a second
childhood in their retirement years. Others act like children until they become
parents and then seem to click into a different mode. It can be helpful and
insightful to learn which stage you're at right now, and why.
Nobody
fits neatly into a given category. There are several components in your
emotional age: behavior, feelings, and responsibility. In the area of behavior,
you seem to fall into the "adult" category. Adults tend to be
efficient and responsible. You are probably a "doer" whom others
consider reliable, stable, and consistent. People feel they can depend on you.
Of course, if others rely too much on you, it can be a burden. You seem,
however, to be someone who strikes a healthy balance between fulfilling others'
needs and taking care of your own. Just be aware that if you feel overwhelmed
by the pressures put on you, you should take some time out for yourself.
Less Mature More Mature
Emotions:
In the realm of emotions, you seem to fall into the "adolescent"
category. This means that you sometimes express your emotions without thinking
about the effect they have on other people. It can also mean that you are
extremely self-conscious and worried about what other people think of you.
Adolescents are notorious for being influenced by peer pressure and societal
standards. Adolescents may also often be moody and withdrawn and have a hard
time making emotional commitments, but they can also display great creativity.
They feel strongly about many different things in their lives. Your passion for
life probably comes through in your emotional reactions.
Less Mature More Mature
Responsibility:
When it comes to the level of responsibility you assume, for yourself or
others, you fall into the "adult" category. This means that you are
probably someone who can be relied on to come through in any situation. People
around you likely consider you dependable and strong. Don't let your dominant
care-taking side force you to neglect your own needs. Keep a healthy balance
and continue to take care of yourself too.
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