John looked at his watch. "Kevin's late."
"Traffic." AJ said and lit another cigarette. "Maybe he couldn't decide which skirt to wear."
John stole the cigarette and took a drag. "But this is Kevin, who is never late. We're the ones who are usually late."
AJ smiled. "Okay, so he's having an affair."
"What?" John said, choking on smoke.
"I bet he's on his knees right now giving one of his infamous blowjobs," AJ said.
John smacked AJ on the thigh. "Shut up!"
"Shut up or you'll what, Rzeznik?" Still smiling.
"How would you know about his infamous blowjobs anyway..."
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