The Flying Ass Monkeys Theme Song

We're The Flying Ass Monkeys and we're here to say, we're SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC in a very special way. We're gonna make you laugh, we won't make you cry. We're gonna make you feel like you're fuckin high.

Flying... Ass... Monkeys coming at you live and in 3-D gonna make you laugh until you pee, so come on everybody and listen to me, just throw your hands in the air and shake em like you just don't care, I hope you brought clean underwear cause we're a whole lot funnier than Sony and Cher.

My name is Joe and I'm the clown of the bunch. I laugh and jump around like a punch drunk. You might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm slow, but I'm just here to let you know, he's Joe!

My name is Celia and I am a cubana, I'm gonna make you laugh like there's no mañana! The Flying Ass Monkeys can't be beat, especially cuz I spice it with my Latin heat. C C C Celia, C C C Celia Botet.

Laugh till the drink pours out your nose, women gonna have to ring out their pantyhose, so have another drink what harm can it do, were funnier when your drunk so we hope you had a few. Bubble boil your fore skin needs a moil, and we need you like the tin man needs his oil.

FAM is the name Sketch is the game, and you will surely see that we aint got no shame, so sit back relax and hold on to your seat, cause The Flying Ass Monkeys we just cat be beat. My name is Lauren and I'm not boring, so I'll have to fuck you up if I catch you snoring.

My name is Pete and I'm crazy as hell. I'll steal your grama's dentures and I'll run to the Bell-Taco...spocko... you can call me Pacco. SNL did a skit called Jacko on his Backo. Blue you my Boy, in the 80's I said Doy. If snake eyes could talk, he'd collect bitches like toys. Knowing half the battle, but one more fact, with The Flying Ass Monkeys on the scene... your funny bone gets jacked, jacked, jacked.