Episode 1:
Julia comes to stay at the Lippizaner stud which is run by her Uncle Dimitri and renews her friendship with the famous white horses |
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It's so good to be back. |
Episode 2:
The Gypsies steal Julia's underwear from the washing line but she tracks them down and has them deported |
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Those Gypsies won't be removing my underwear in a hurry again, eh, Maria? No, Miss Julia. All we need now is to get rid of the Slovenians! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (insane laughter) Another glass of my home-made ginger beer? My insides are all wrong. What's that got to do with the ginger beer? Nothing, I just happened to say it afterwards. Well, you shouldn't say it like that, it could confuse a stupid person. |
Episode 3:
An old tramp grabs the reins of Julia's horse, but she beats him off with her riding crop |
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What were you trying to do to me? Wait a minute, don't I know you from someplace? Nice to see you again, Miss Julia. ALL GROWN UP! Ha! Ha! Ha! (insane laughter) You look so proud on your fine horse, but it wasn't so long ago that you weren't too proud to ride on Old Lech's back. That's not going to happen again, you old git. |
Episode 4:
Julia encounters some local boys down by the river |
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What did he mean when he said "I'd like to ride her"? We can talk about that after we've had our swim. Last one to the island is a Croat! |
Episode 5:
Uncle Dimitri returns from the taxidermist with another draught excluder |
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Why do we have so many draught excluders? This one's a different colour. Alas, poor Othello, I knew him well. |
Episode 6:
Farmhand Stanko shows Julia how to take a sample |
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Grasp it firmly! |
Episode 7:
Uncle Dimitri teaches Julia his funny game |
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Are you sure this is how you play the game, Uncle? Shut up and keep riding. |
Episode 8:
Julia visits her uncle in prison |
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It smells a bit funny in here. |
Episode 9:
Maria goes up to top paddock and sees Julia in danger |
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I thought I told you not to bend over in a field with a stallion in it! |
Episode 10:
Something happens to Julia she doesn't expect |
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Ugh! What happened there? Must get dry clothes. |
Episode 11:
Julia tries to impress a man. She dismounts from her horse and pretends to fall. |
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Catch me!
I can see your cameltoe.
What are you talking about? We haven't got any camels here.
I mean that your jodhpurs are very tight, I can see your Muschi. You little Lolita.
The Gypsies have still got my underwear.
You're not the first teenage girl who couldn't find her underwear at the end of her summer holidays.
What is a 'teenager'?
It's a new word from America. |
Episode 12:
Every time she rides past the tramp he grabs the reins. Finally she realizes that he is a masochist. |
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I'm not going to beat you again, I am going to have you arrested. Please accompany me to the nearest police station. It wasn't the gypsies who stole your knickers, it was me! I don't believe you. What colour were they? Blue! So it was you all along! |
Episode 13:
The summer of joy is at an end, and Julia must return to her boarding school. She says her goodbyes to Boris, Uncle Dimitri, Stanko and Manki, the old tramp and the local boys. |
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I want to thank all of you boys for making my stay here so pleasurable. You've been very attentive. We've enjoyed having you, Miss Julia. What's that at the top of the flagpole? What? That small blue thing, fluttering in the breeze. We found your knickers. Would you like us to pull your knickers down before you go? You have to chase me first. I am beginning to suspect that you have been taking advantage of my innocence and my emerging adolescent libido. |