Celebrate Heroic Pretzel Day!

On January 13, 2002, one patriotic pretzel made the ultimate sacrifice while trying to defend the United States of America. Sadly, it did not succeed, but it did reveal yet more proof that a certain affable idiot is dangerously incompetent.

To celebrate this special day, please buy a bunch of pretzels and share them generously ... with friends and foes alike! Find out who is (or is not) able to watch TV and eat at the same time without choking themselves. It's fun for the whole family!

Support American pretzel manufacturers! Have a patriotic day!