You’re asleep, dreaming all the wonderful things that dreams possess, such as orange penguins, sheep with wings, and dragons in spandex pants. You’re walking along, enjoying all the scenery (streams of sugar water, fluffly little bunnies, pink and baby blue clouds, murderers with guns, scenery from RPGs with crappy graphics, etc.) when all the sudden, WHACK!!
You’re suddenly awake, with no idea whatsoever where you are, only knowing that the ground is very hard and your head hurts a lot. Then, through the hazy mists of pain, you notice that you’re not alone.
You: