Story #8
From Story #5
Choosing "Keep up your sarcasm in hopes to get him to laugh or SOMETHING"
By Saki and Elena Halfelven

"And uh...by the way, um..." You desperately think back to all the comedies you watched last night, but come up with nothing. "Nice hairdo...or rather, hair don't."

POW

Without fully realizing what you're saying, you mutter, "Yes, waitress, I'd like some eggs..." in a rather weak voice.In fact, you totaly zone out. You start singing "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round..."

Eventually you realize that a voice has joined in with you. Sitting up slowly, you see Deep Sea Dolphin singing along gleefully. She leaps over to you and cries, "Oh, I'm so glad I've found a friend!" while giving you a full-fledged hug.

You sigh with relief. This means that you will must most likely not end up as canned dog food (or anything else one of them might enjoy eating).

She seems to have taken your sigh of relief to be a sigh of happiness, for she pulls you over to sit down next to her, smiling broadly all the while. "Now you can be my Priest/General!" she says cheerfully.

Two small figures appear, and say simotaniusly "But we thought we were your priest/generals!"

Deep Sea Dolphin sticks her tongue out at them and says "You're fired!"

You:

Attempt to decline her offer of becoming a Mazoku.

Accept readily.