BlondieBlue1115 - Daniel BlondieBlue1115: who is this J aCkAs Skid: You know who exactly who this is, little missy BlondieBlue1115: is this daniel J aCkAs Skid: why wouldn't it be? BlondieBlue1115: ok no its not BlondieBlue1115: do i know u J aCkAs Skid: heck yeah you know me, sugar buns J aCkAs Skid: you know me inside and out J aCkAs Skid: and this knowledge is mutual, if you get what I'm saying J aCkAs Skid: (we fucked) J aCkAs Skid: baby BlondieBlue1115: yeah BlondieBlue1115: how old r u J aCkAs Skid: trust me, my little oil spill, that information is nothing to lovers like us J aCkAs Skid: I'm just upset that I, Daniel, have been forgotten by the likes of you! BlondieBlue1115: ok BlondieBlue1115: so whats ur name J aCkAs Skid: I just told you my name! Oh, how my heart weeps tears of disappointment know that its brain knows of your forgetfulness. My heart's brain now weeps, too BlondieBlue1115: o well im so sorry BlondieBlue1115: and my name is? J aCkAs Skid: and what's up with that buddy icon, baby? You love me? BlondieBlue1115: yes i do J aCkAs Skid: is that any way to yank around a guy's heart like it's some sort of lawnmower starter thingy? BlondieBlue1115: im only telling u the truth sexy J aCkAs Skid: then how come one second we're getting intimate in the janitor's closet of a bowling alley and the next you can't even remember my, and when I say "my" I mean "Daniel's", name? BlondieBlue1115: cuz when i think about u my mind goes blank BlondieBlue1115: but my undieing luv 4 u J aCkAs Skid: oh how I wish I could believe what I think are words you're trying to say BlondieBlue1115: i know BlondieBlue1115: so daniel, how old r u J aCkAs Skid: well, if you cut me open and counted my layers of skin, you'd find that I'm 12 BlondieBlue1115: r u really? J aCkAs Skid: but if you cut open an Apple of Knowledge and check its Core of Truth, you'll know that human layers of skin don't indicate age, you stupid bastard BlondieBlue1115: o suck off BlondieBlue1115: fuck J aCkAs Skid: were you correcting yourself or swearing in anger? BlondieBlue1115: correcting myself J aCkAs Skid: because that could work both ways, you know. you could be saying "O, suck off!" and then "fuck, that's a good idea!" J aCkAs Skid: well, whatever, I like it better my way BlondieBlue1115: then u go ahead and say it ur way J aCkAs Skid: I don't even know what I saw in you, lady. other than myself, that is J aCkAs Skid: get it? because I was fucking you BlondieBlue1115: yeah i get it BlondieBlue1115: its not all that funny J aCkAs Skid: yeah, you get it all the time. in the ass J aCkAs Skid: and yes, jokes about people fucking you are always funny J aCkAs Skid: for example, why did the chicken cross the road? J aCkAs Skid: who cares? you're a slut BlondieBlue1115: wow thats real funny J aCkAs Skid: comedy gold, lady. BlondieBlue1115: yeah BlondieBlue1115: sure BlondieBlue1115: r u ever gonna tell me how old u r or just keep telling me stupid jokes about fucking? J aCkAs Skid: I'd much rather do both at the same time BlondieBlue1115: then u go ahead and tell me how old u r J aCkAs Skid: like if I fucked you once for every year I was alive, you'd have trouble sitting down because I'm 58 BlondieBlue1115: then y is ur screen name jackasskid J aCkAs Skid: because I'm a kid at heart J aCkAs Skid: so why the hell is there a Blue in your screen name, Blondie? J aCkAs Skid: is that your subtle way of saying you "Blue" 1115 somethings? people, perhaps? or maybe dolphins? J aCkAs Skid: you ever fucked a dolphin, pippy? it's not pretty. and neither are you, if you're fucking dolphins BlondieBlue1115: wow ur really crazy BlondieBlue1115: is that ur real age? BlondieBlue1115: bye J aCkAs Skid: what do I have to gain by lying to you or anyone, for that matter? BlondieBlue1115: dont know BlondieBlue1115: bye J aCkAs Skid: yes, leave. leave like the wind leaves a tornado and makes a "whooshing" noise as it blows over houses and stuff Previous message was not received by BlondieBlue1115 because of error: User BlondieBlue1115 is not available.