Jackasskid429 - Police Jackasskid429: who is this Jackasskid429: well who is this J aCkAs Skid: the original jackasskid Jackasskid429: u were acting to be me to my ferind who is this J aCkAs Skid: why would I pretend to be you? I don't even know who you are Jackasskid429: well who r u Jackasskid429: u better tell me or im goin to press charges J aCkAs Skid: well, think about your worst enemy at school. who's the guy you really don't like the most? J aCkAs Skid: like if you could poop on anybody, who would it be? Jackasskid429: i have the conforsation between u and my freind Jackasskid429: tell me or im pressin charges J aCkAs Skid: pressing charges how? please explain the legal process to me Jackasskid429: shut up i have the conforsation between u and my friend J aCkAs Skid: "this internet guy told my friend that she was stupid but she thought it was me so she was mad at me and my stupid screen name" J aCkAs Skid: yes, we may have conforsed. Jackasskid429: who is that Jackasskid429: NO U DID! Jackasskid429: who r u J aCkAs Skid: that's me impersonating you J aCkAs Skid: but you're still here, so you know it's fake Jackasskid429: i dotn talk like a retart J aCkAs Skid: which is why you should leave lawyers out of this one J aCkAs Skid: ...think about stuff before you type it J aCkAs Skid: we're online, so you're allowed to look over stuff before the other person sees it Jackasskid429: who is this J aCkAs Skid: that kid at school who's always being mean to you. you know the one. Jackasskid429: no one is mean to me Jackasskid429: tell me what ur name is J aCkAs Skid: then who do you think stands by your locker every day and farts? oh sure, you may just assume that smell is just your locker, but that's a deliberate fart. for you. J aCkAs Skid: how about you tell me what your name is? J aCkAs Skid: and who was this "friend" that "I" talked to? Jackasskid429: i dont have a locker IDIOT J aCkAs Skid: not anymore! I stole it! J aCkAs Skid: LIKE I STOLE YOUR IDENTITY Jackasskid429: im 24 Jackasskid429: whoop u Jackasskid429: my name is Eric Jackasskid429: who r u J aCkAs Skid: 24?! no way in hell is that the truth Jackasskid429: u knoe me then! J aCkAs Skid: nah, I'm just good at picking out who's 24 and who's retarded J aCkAs Skid: and you, my friend, are not 24 Jackasskid429: YES I AM AND IM NOT UR FREIND IM YOUR WORST ENIMY J aCkAs Skid: only if I were a spell checker Jackasskid429: shut up J aCkAs Skid: but unfortunately, I'm just a dude who hates it when people use black backgrounds and type with their butts Auto response from Jackasskid429: I am away from my computer right now. Jackasskid429: ive heard better come back from a turkey sandwich J aCkAs Skid: why the hell would you insult a turkey sandwich? Jackasskid429: ask your self u cant get me mad try J aCkAs Skid: you just IMed me all angry. I got you mad before you greeted me with all that crazy lady gibberish Jackasskid429: no u imed me J aCkAs Skid: when was this? Jackasskid429: dont play dumb J aCkAs Skid: don't play the violin Jackasskid429: huh J aCkAs Skid: you heard me Jackasskid429: no i didnt Jackasskid429: i was just talkin to my freind J aCkAs Skid: then fine, you read what I said Jackasskid429: then u said dont play the violin Jackasskid429: who r u? Jackasskid429: well Jackasskid429: u gunna tell me Jackasskid429: well J aCkAs Skid: well, at first I wasn't going to, but since you've nagged me with your brilliant rhetoric I suppose I'll crack and give you my name, address, and social security number J aCkAs Skid: nah, I'm just yankin' your chain. actually, you can fuck off. Jackasskid429: r u there Jackasskid429: my my u have bad labguage Jackasskid429: language* J aCkAs Skid: oh, the irony. Jackasskid429: hey u IMed me Jackasskid429: all i did is try to figure out who u r J aCkAs Skid: so you could IM me and ask for my credit card number? nice try, kitten pants Jackasskid429: well Jackasskid429: u gunna tell me Jackasskid429: huh J aCkAs Skid: you'd think after you read comment about fucking off you'd be doing that right now Jackasskid429: what r u talkin bout J aCkAs Skid: honestly, what the hell is wrong with you? I stated rather clearly that I wasn't going to give you my personal information and then you kept prodding me with your interrogation tactics, which include the word "huh" and the ol' "u gunna tell me" gambit. Jackasskid429: thats it im callin the cops Jackasskid429: tell it to the cops J aCkAs Skid: whoa whoa whoa, buddy, I'm sure we can clear this up like men and not mice Jackasskid429: no its ti late J aCkAs Skid: because mice solve things by eating cheese Jackasskid429: what u got a past Jackasskid429: u dont want me to tell J aCkAs Skid: well, I figure since you're so mad at me I could bribe you Jackasskid429: with what J aCkAs Skid: you know, since I'm so great at convincing the internet that I'm you, I could also transfer money to your computer Jackasskid429: not that it will work Jackasskid429: no J aCkAs Skid: oh, don't be such a skeptic. just let me put the money in your computer and you can print it out! Jackasskid429: im goin to go now J aCkAs Skid: then redeem it at the First National Bank of Magic Unicorns and we're all set J aCkAs Skid: going where? Jackasskid429: to the police J aCkAs Skid: and you'll say what? "The bad internet man convinced my stupid friends that he was me"? J aCkAs Skid: and I'm sure that police will say "There, there, idiot. Here, you take this big bag of pirate's treasure and we'll throw the internet in jail for allowing you to be so damn stupid." J aCkAs Skid: listen, sister. your identity doesn't mean a damn thing on the internet. that's why if you're going to chat with someone online, you should talk with them in real life, too. that way if an online version of you says "I'm an axe murderer" then you can talk to the person who heard that in real life and say "No, I didn't kill anyone with an axe. For real." Previous message was not received by Jackasskid429 because of error: User Jackasskid429 is not available.